Got a Forward

Discussion in 'The ChitChat Lounge' started by Nanda, Sep 14, 2005.

  1. Nanda

    Nanda Bassist

    1. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

    2. Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.

    3. Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master.

    4. Divorce: Future tense of marriage

    5. Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".

    6. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

    7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

    8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..

    9. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.

    10. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

    11. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

    12. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.

    13. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

    14. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

    15. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

    16. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

    17. Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

    18. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

    19. Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.

    20. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

    21. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

    22. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

    23. Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

    24. Pessimist : A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.

    25. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

    26. Father: A banker provided by nature.

    27. Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

    28. Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

    29. Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

    30. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
     
  2. ssslayer

    ssslayer Banned

    bhery troo ...
     
  3. cYpHeR

    cYpHeR Banned

  4. rocking_devil

    rocking_devil Banned

    i already have this email forwarded by my cousins loong back!:p:
     
  5. Guitar boy

    Guitar boy New Member

    Nanda good, for starting a thread for forwards.
    I got this one yesterday...


    see this amazingly amazing ad...................
    The world's costliest Ad, Honda Accord.
    Perfection doesn't get better than this....

    This is the world's costliest Advertisement and the winner of this year's best Ad of the world.
    Everything is real with no graphics used costing some 6.2 million US Dollars and 606 takes and retakes.
    Team members of this Ad were facilitated with lots of rewards. Just click....


    http://www.steelcitysfinest.com/HondaAccordAd.htm

    (This one is on flash, will be slow on first view. See it twice, on second time u will get a smooth play).
     
  6. rocking_devil

    rocking_devil Banned

    did u know :: the old tata siera ad 's music was give nby gary lawyer and the band::
    rememeber?? "" i have the new.....xyz...yes for all for the world to see,, proud to know shes one of the kind,, simply a lover, she is all mine""
     
  7. Nanda

    Nanda Bassist

    Hey thats a cool and great info ... can flaunt it some time !!!! Thanks ...
     

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