Good Interview Questions?

Discussion in 'The ChitChat Lounge' started by chintan9, Aug 17, 2005.

  1. chintan9

    chintan9 yay! i won the ipod!

    Ok this aint a real interview but its more of this game we are having with all the Freshers in my college. The guy and gal with the best answers get the title of Mr and Miss Fresher.

    I need you guys to give me questions(please try and make it funny and hard to answer)

    Few Examples
    1) Which do u think is worse Being outdated or being ignorant and why?
    2) If you had to eliminate one of the Indian states, which would it be and why?
    3) Is god a man or a woman?
    4) Who do you think is more miserable- the fat or the short and why? etc etc etc


    :help:
     
  2. bjr

    bjr Lady of the Evening

    How can you be your own grandfather?



    A cookie for the correct answer. I came across a movie in which some guy is asked on a tv interview whether there is anything he would like to confess....and he says "uh, yeah. I'm my grand daddy" and then proceeds to sing a song explaining how. It was the funniest scene ever.
     
  3. real_illusions

    real_illusions Clapton Is GOD

    I think the movie you are talking about is "The Stupids", Tom Arnold
     
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  4. bjr

    bjr Lady of the Evening

    hah! Thank you reali_illusions....you have let me relive that song. You get a rep point...woohoo!




    (singing)many, many years ago when i was 23,
    i was married to a widow who was pretty as can be,
    this widow had a grown up daughter who had hair of red,
    my father fell in love with her and soon they 2 were wed.
    this made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life
    for my daughter was my mother cuz she was my fathers wife,
    to complicate the matter even though it brought me joy,
    i sonn became the father of a bouncy baby boy.
    the little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad,
    and so became my uncle though it made me very sad,
    for if he was my uncle than that also made him brother
    to the widows grown up daughter who of course was my stepmother.
    I'M MY OWN GRANDPA!!!! I'M MY OWN GRANDPA!!!
    IT'S SO FUNNY I KNOW BUT IT REALLY IS SO!!!! I'M MY OWN GRANDPA!!!
     
  5. amit82cse

    amit82cse Silent observeR

    Thats very good....:))
     
  6. rocking_devil

    rocking_devil Banned

    to get good interview questions i suggest all the questions asked at the end of your blogger profile modifications!:p:
     
  7. chintan9

    chintan9 yay! i won the ipod!

    guys i need more than this. I am really bad at being creative.
    Thanks for the grandpa question.
     
  8. cYpHeR

    cYpHeR Banned

    google it....they may ask questions lik why are the manhole covers round and not square or rectangle nd stuff...
     
  9. deathdr_87

    deathdr_87 Awesome Guitarist

    ok now sinceim bored im going to attempt to answer ur questinos:

    1. being outdated - how would i know - im ignorant!!
    2. pakistan :) (read answer 1)
    3. Im God. Im a man. hence god is a man.
    4. the short..theyre never allowed into rollercoasters
     
  10. deathdr_87

    deathdr_87 Awesome Guitarist

    thats possible the cheapest form of ragging ive ever seen... think of soemthing good... and dont interview them - thats just really lame and crappy
     
  11. chintan9

    chintan9 yay! i won the ipod!

    its tradition da. Its been going on for years and we have no choice.
     
  12. ssslayer

    ssslayer Banned

    break the tradition ...
    be leader than a follower ...
     
  13. deathdr_87

    deathdr_87 Awesome Guitarist

    hm... on the other hand.. it is tradition - i guess it couldnt hurtto do it a bit - but dont over do it and make sure that this is followed by some serious ragging - but pls no cliches like pissing on live wires etc... an interesting one - make the freshers put a lit cigarette up their butts (unlit end in of course) - switch off the lgihts and make them dance - itll make a funny sight - the lit cigarette!! hahaha alternatively make them measure the radius of thier a.ss.hole with a pair of vernier calipers...
     
  14. ssslayer

    ssslayer Banned

    LOL ... what was your dia??? no dont get any suggestions or ideas ... am not interested ... just asked :grin: LMAO ...
     

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