Here are some funny poems i came across, feel free to add yours... Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is sweet Here's some fudge Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizofrantic and so am I If I were gay I would give you my heart and if I were gay you'd be my work of art and if I were gay we would swim in romance but I'm not gay so get your hands out of my pants Little Dog Crossing Street Motor Car SAUSAGE MEAT
one more roses are red violets r blue , sugar is sweet & so are u . But roses r wilting violets r Dead , The sugar bowl is empty and so is ur HEAD .
roses are red hai its going great....keep it up.... here one from me "Roses are Red Skies are Blue Monkies like you Should b kept in the zoo Dont get angry you'll fine me there too!! Not in the cage? but laughing at you" :beer:
nice one waheed!! here's one frm me.... "I saw U on the road that day U Were Looking so fine Ur Face So Divine Ur Walk So Perfect My Heart Started to Sing a Sweet Song??????. WHO LET THE DOGS OUT"
lmao...heres one more Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like sugar, tastes like sap. OMG! IT'S BIRDIE CRAP!"
Here's another one on similar lines... Birdie birdie in the sky Dropped it's shi.t in my eye I dont worry, I dont cry I'm jst happy that cows dont fly :grin: ^^^height of optimism.. lol
:cry2: :cry2: :cry2: anyways, i'm thinkin of writing poems like those above now.. instead of d crap i write :
now stop that ... those torrent of tears i call that also manipulative : u are really very chaloo ...
