Funny Poems

Discussion in 'Poetry and Lyrics Forum' started by lord_neo, Jul 5, 2005.

  1. lord_neo

    lord_neo Guest

    Here are some funny poems i came across, feel free to add yours...

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Fudge is sweet
    Here's some fudge

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I'm a schizofrantic
    and so am I

    If I were gay I would give you my heart
    and if I were gay you'd be my work of art
    and if I were gay we would swim in romance
    but I'm not gay so get your hands out of my pants

    Little Dog
    Crossing Street
    Motor Car
  2. tejas_9889

    tejas_9889 New Member

    one more

    roses are red violets r blue ,
    sugar is sweet & so are u .
    But roses r wilting violets r Dead ,
    The sugar bowl is empty and so is ur HEAD .
  3. skaw

    skaw snooze

    :NoNo: :yawn: :NoTalk: :giveup:

    where is the "funny poem"
  4. rocking_devil

    rocking_devil Banned

    it sound very much funny.its more like some thing written for teasing others.
  5. enfowaheed

    enfowaheed New Member

    roses are red

    hai its going great....keep it up....

    here one from me

    "Roses are Red
    Skies are Blue
    Monkies like you
    Should b kept in the zoo
    Dont get angry you'll fine me there too!!
    Not in the cage? but laughing at you" :beer:
  6. ~**~pRaTiK~**~

    ~**~pRaTiK~**~ New Member

    nice one waheed!!

    here's one frm me....

    "I saw U on the road that day
    U Were Looking so fine
    Ur Face So Divine
    Ur Walk So Perfect
    My Heart Started to Sing a Sweet Song??????.
  7. the_wizard

    the_wizard Omega == God

    lmao...heres one more

    Birdie, birdie, in the sky,
    why'd you do that in my eye?
    Looks like sugar,
    tastes like sap.
    .:SpY_GaMe:. likes this.
  8. jekyll

    jekyll Banned


  9. CrYpTiC_angel

    CrYpTiC_angel Rebelle!

    Here's another one on similar lines...

    Birdie birdie in the sky
    Dropped it's shi.t in my eye
    I dont worry, I dont cry
    I'm jst happy that cows dont fly :grin:

    ^^^height of optimism.. lol
  10. jekyll

    jekyll Banned

  11. anshphenomenon

    anshphenomenon Rape me :boff:

    that is awesome!!!!.lol. :p:
  12. jekyll

    jekyll Banned

    i found the earlier version better :grin:
  13. CrYpTiC_angel

    CrYpTiC_angel Rebelle!

    :cry2: :cry2: :cry2:

    anyways, i'm thinkin of writing poems like those above now.. instead of d crap i write :p:
  14. jekyll

    jekyll Banned

    quite a correct decision :phbbt:
  15. CrYpTiC_angel

    CrYpTiC_angel Rebelle!

    . :cry1:
  16. anshphenomenon

    anshphenomenon Rape me :boff:

    i like the doods optimisum in that one lol...
  17. jekyll

    jekyll Banned

    now stop that ...
    those torrent of tears

    i call that also manipulative :p:
    u are really very chaloo ...
  18. jekyll

    jekyll Banned

    ok Mr Ashiq ... whatever u say :nw:
  19. CrYpTiC_angel

    CrYpTiC_angel Rebelle!

    who???? me????????? :shock:

    hehe.. ;)
  20. anshphenomenon

    anshphenomenon Rape me :boff:

    hey bhai!!
    main kisi ka ashiq nahin hoon... ;)

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