Funny: CoNDoM CoMMeRCiaL BaSe-LiNeS

Discussion in 'The ChitChat Lounge' started by paranoid13rohan, Aug 9, 2006.

  1. paranoid13rohan

    paranoid13rohan .: iNDiaN iDioT 3.0 :.

    dear IGTans,
    here i present you the names and commercial base-lines of the companies who have launched their own brand of condoms ...
    and they have promised to give a packet free with their products to promote family planning in India ...
    so here it goes ... tadaa ...

    MOOV condoms - Aah se rahaat tak

    IODEX condoms - Ander tak jaaye ... aaram dilaye

    ENO condoms - Kaam shuru sirf 6 seconds main

    NIKE condoms - Just do it

    HORLICKS condoms - Taller, Sharper, Stronger

    JUNIOUR HORLICKS condoms - Badhte bachchon ke liye

    INDIAN OIL condoms - Chalta hi jaye

    CLUB HP condoms - Achcha lagta hai

    VIP FRENCHIE condoms - The next best thing to naked

    RENOLDS 045 condoms - Sab kuch dikhta hai

    RADIO MIRCHI condoms - It's hot

    MIRINDA condoms - Zor ka jhatka dheere se laage

    ANCHOR ROMA condoms - Teke jhatka naa lage

    DOLLAR condoms - Jazba ho ander to dikhta hai bahar

    M-SEAL condoms - Taki ek bhi boond naa tapke

    KMC condoms - Today's pain ... Tomorrow's gain

    BISLERI condoms - Play safe

    ALPENLIBE condoms - Jee lalchaye ... raha naa jaaye

    NOKIA condoms - Connecting People

    VIDEOCON condoms - Bada hai to behtar hai

    AAJ TAK condoms - Sabse Tez

    MANGO FROOTI condoms - Fresh & Juicy

    SET WET condoms - Very very ***y

    PEPSI condoms - Yeh dil maange more

    ICICI condoms - Bharosa hai

    FEVI QUICK condoms - ****ki main chpkaye

    POLO condoms - The condom with a hole ;)


    Please add some more if you remember ...

  2. faraz khan

    faraz khan Fkay'zzz .......GoNe MaD!

    gr8 ,, my fav is .,...... "HORLICKS condoms - Taller, Sharper, Stronger"
  3. g0g0l

    g0g0l ! SpAm

    Yeh baat kuch hajam nehi hui :p:

    Aur "M-SEAL" ki jab baat ho rehi hai to bol de ki
    "Ek tapakti boond admi ki kismat badal sakti hai"
    So be careful :p:
  4. CrYpTiC_angel

    CrYpTiC_angel Rebelle!


  5. zoomingrocket

    zoomingrocket TeChNiCaL AdMiNiStRaToR

    Atleast quote correct company names with the tag lines!!
    "The next best thing to naked" goes with Jockey...
    N this is not even a PJ...:bored:

  6. Morbid_Angel

    Morbid_Angel Sid the sloth

    now thats funnier haha

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