Funniest sms u have recevied till date

Hey Doods
I Am Simran Arora <male>
R U All From Bombay?
Lets Make Up A Band And Rock It Up Dooooodzzzzzzz

 

why does pig bath in gutter











sorry its ur personal matter i sholdnt indulge

 

a poem
just 4 u 100% u
twinkle - 2 little star u shud no who u are
n when u no who u are
mental hospital is not far

 

sure sure....there are all talented bunch of ppl here.....

im a vocalist....ssslayer is a gr8 guitaist.....rockin can also play nice......we can get a drummer and a bassist also...no probs.....

 

dear frnd,
there have been times wen i
disturbed u,
troubled u,
pestered u,
irritated u,
bugged u
but 2 day... i jus wanna tell u that...









i plan to continue.

 

hahahahahah
) =))
lmao!!!

 

hey doooooood,, we juzzz formed da bannned!you are welcomed as long az u can zing/drum/bazz play!:

 

haha.. it was very very funny..
who is sanchit??
he must be very gud in maths.. how the hell did he get all these ideas?
i cant wait to tell this to sumone.
thanks man

 

@^^^ - man that was my site.......which i created in 10th garde on my class mate sanchit !
and that girl thing wasnt his stuff....i posted that thing which i found somewhere in net!:

 

ok guyz n gals of course / may be ::

this sms was recd by my friend::::::::::::

"gandhi ji never wore a chaddi under his dhoti becoz he believed in the 'freedom of movement' "!:grin:

 

I'm SMART.......I have a PDA phone.....no need for the thumb!!!!!!!!!!!! :rule: :rule:

 

I dont have a moblie phone.
I think its a waste of time and money.


anybody else here with the same view?

 

funniest sms was prob on the mobile phone I stole from a suburban train : ok stop looking at me that way... but reading stupid sms and laughing out loud, and making an a** in public, is not my idea of funny... streaking...errr.... well... that is damn funny :

 

i got one like..." man catches wife in bed with his friend, so he takes a gun and shoots his friend. wife says in anger: "is tarah behave karoge to apne saare dost kho doge"......heh heh

 

another one went like " gathered in a large hall before the gates of heaven, an angel asked us to write down all our sins on a paper. even before i cud start writing, i heard u shouting "EXTRAA PAPER PLEASE"".........

 

^LOL :RollLol:

 

i don't mean to be rude or anything, but this is one which i recieved. its abt the guy who went for his first night n his nephew gave him a can of fevicol!!!:: does anyone know abt this one!!!???:smile: