funniest one-liner joke

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Q-what did the elephant say to the naked man?
A- how do u breathe through that thing.. :rule: :rule: :rule: :rule:

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thats a 2 liner !!

here's my 6 liner...............


in days of old
when knights were bold
and women not invented
they drilled great holes
in telegraph poles
and they were quite contented !!

 

cant think of a one liner so here is a two liner...

Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy?
A: She's withholding evidence.

 

lawyer to clinton - was she lying? (pointing at lewinsky, after her statement in court)

clinton to lawyer - no she was on her knees

 

Why is the man who invests all your money, called a broker?

 

lol...nice one cypher

 

Here's the corniest one liner I could think of...

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

get it?

 

a woman walks into a bar.

oohhh mmmm !!


get it ?

 

a man and a woman walk out of a bar...

got it?

 

ok... didn't get it.... a bar... as in a metal bar.... hence the ouch

or maybe the ouch was for the corniness ..hmm..

 

no i didnt.

explain