Few Great Reasons To Be A Guy!

Discussion in 'The ChitChat Lounge' started by lord_neo, Oct 15, 2005.

  1. lord_neo

    lord_neo Guest

    Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
    You know stuff about tanks.
    A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
    You can open all your own jars.
    Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.
    You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
    You don't have to learn to spell a new last name.
    You can leave the motel bed unmade.
    You can kill your own food.
    You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
    Wedding plans take care of themselves.
    If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
    Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
    If you are 34 and single nobody notices.
    Everything on your face stays its original color.
    You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
    Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
    You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming.
    Car mechanics tell you the truth.
    You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."
    Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
    (WHAT????LOL..DD) Wedding dress -- $2000.
    Tuxedo rental -- 75 bucks.
    You don't mooch off other's desserts.
    You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
    If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
    Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with, "So, notice anything different?"
    You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
    You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
    You almost never have strap problems in public, unless you play professional ball, and then for some reason it's okay.
    You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
    The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
    You don't have to shave below your neck.
    At least a few belches are expected and tolerated.
    Your belly usually hides your big hips.
    One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
    You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
    You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
    Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes. :beer:
  2. shsnawada

    shsnawada Cyborgs & Pasta

    ROTFL..... good stuff. I wonder where you got this from. :p:
  3. dharmatma

    dharmatma Banned

    one more great thing abt being a guy.

    it wont be THAT big a deal if u are balding.
  4. rocking_devil

    rocking_devil Banned

    @neo - god stuff dude!.....well most of them dun subject to me!:p:
  5. vivo_b

    vivo_b The Brave

    Stand Up While Peeing!!!!!!!!!!!
  6. rocking_devil

    rocking_devil Banned

    also no tenion being a guy in mumbai......just go anywhere , any kopcha and pee!:grin:
  7. :annoyed: whatever!
  8. ambush

    ambush _RASTA_man_

    what the fuk?
    thats like 150rs for a chaddi
    mine are just 20 rs ones
  9. CrYpTiC_angel

    CrYpTiC_angel Rebelle!

  10. mrfreeze

    mrfreeze The coolest one!!!

    hey one more....you can bathe once a week and your friends dont really notice

    actually that happened with me once
  11. ahsanai_12

    ahsanai_12 New Member

    v dun hav to buy tampons!! :p: :p: :rock:
  12. taxyse

    taxyse t3h.

    in a nutshell i should say...life's simple......:rock:
  13. ak&guitar

    ak&guitar THE INNER VOICE

    u can sing songs of usha uthup easily........:RollLol:
  14. ^big LOL on that!


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