Fall Off?

Discussion in 'Poetry and Lyrics Forum' started by Hell'n Wheels, Jul 3, 2006.

  1. Hell'n Wheels

    Hell'n Wheels New Member

    In the U. S. it is common to see biker guys at a red light with that tired old T-shirt that says "If you can read this - the bitch fell off!" . Well...........Hmmm.......My opinion on this humor? Well, I'm pretty thick skinned....And my Darlin' has the good sense not to wear one ,so....... I just smile tolerantly and ignore it. But, here's what I really think about it and it won't fit on a T-shirt. ( I think a little more than a T-shirt backs worth! ) This is for my real sister Judy & all my "sisters" of the road. To those of you who are offended by "colorful" language - I beg your pardon.

    Queen of the hop, belle of the ball,
    all the above or none at all.
    She'll fringe your leather, chap your hide.
    But make no mistake, the bitch can ride.

    She has her daddy's love of the road, has her momma's soul,
    But when she's backed against the wall, the girl can rock n roll.
    And if she takes you for your word, then finds out that you lied,
    Best you stay off of the road, you know the bitch can ride.

    Likes to wear her leather tight, as if it had been sprayed.
    Ain't no use in judging 'cause her dues have long been paid.
    Righteous is the lady, who will never be denied.
    Pound for pound, toe to toe, it's known the bitch can ride.

    And those bros' who try to "make a move" find themselves frustrated.
    She quickly makes it known to "those", to one she's affiliated.
    If they push, she leaves 'em nursing bruised egos and battered pride.
    Man or scoot, heels or boots, damn, the bitch can ride.

    "If you can read this", is what's said, on the backs of many bros'.
    Always seems to draw a laugh, because she damn well knows.
    Ever willing to shed some light, she'll pull up right along side.
    "To one and all, I don't fall, 'cause THIS BITCH CAN RIDE!"

    No, deep meaning to this poem. Just a bunch of sillieness ,really.
    For all the Biker Bitches and the Biker Ladies - usually one and the same on different days! LOL Feedback welcome, Hell'n
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  2. taxyse

    taxyse t3h.

    ur a biker..and that is ur ego speakin??? :think:
  3. CrYpTiC_angel

    CrYpTiC_angel Rebelle!

    Had I been financially independent, I'd have bought myself a bike :D But I got no choice but to wait for a cpl of yrs or so..

    'nuff abt me

    LOVE ur poem :D
  4. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    Haha nice one.
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    K3EP R0CkI|\|G M@N! :rock:
  6. Hell'n Wheels

    Hell'n Wheels New Member

    Hi to all of you. Thanks for reading & commenting. Yes, I'm a biker as is most of my family- even my youngest rides motocross at age 7. How'd ya guess? LOL EGO? ME? NA! KNOWLEDGE. man! LOL Used bikes are cheap & use very little gas. ;-) LOL Harley's are deffinately the king of beasts- but Buell ,Ridley & Indian make great scoots too. Any thing that gets you in the wind is a great bike. NutraSweet gives you brain Cancer. Hell'n
  7. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    You seem to be teh third person who got my signature. LOL.
    First being me. :p:
  8. madhuresh

    madhuresh madhuresh

    this is gud ....
  9. Hell'n Wheels

    Hell'n Wheels New Member

    John Wayne RULES!

    "Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learnt something from yesterday." John Wayne- reputed to be on his tombstone. Too cool , never knew he was so smart, did ya? Hell'n
  10. BubblyMartini

    BubblyMartini !!!HAWM

    love your poem girl
    i wanna bike too..
    maybe in 5 years time i'l buy a real cool one ;)

    err....arent most harley bikers women?
    jus asking..i guess they are

    will check your other poems too
    welcome to the forum
    its good to read something differnt for a change :)
  11. Hell'n Wheels

    Hell'n Wheels New Member

    Noooo..But we're workin on it! LOL Most bikers are still guys (and a few of them have an attitude about women riders). Hell'n
  12. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    come on!

    What makes yea think that?

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