Fake Excuses ..

my dog was ill

 

My dog had shit..

 

I have to go.

 

that's so sindhiish

 

im with family right now
i got into shit
im doing homework
my favorite movie's coming on tv

 

i was busy

 

^
Lame.

I got injured while skateboardin' and instead of shoutin' at me u shud come meet me in hosp.

 

^And what if he or she does come to the hosp?

 

lame !! blaaahhh but thats what most of us use@aj

 

Yehaa..this excuse only works for me. I go and actually act being injured in ma cuzns or dad's hosp

 

My Airoplane arrived late due to traffic jam..........

 

I was just about to call you.

 

^
No one believes me when I say that. =((

 

"Cell needs charging" - Something I use too often.

Or I just dont pick up the phone.

 

At last my name in ma guruz siggy:nw: :dies outta happiness:

@topic
My bitch was delivering:

 

My alarm clock is not working & cell died while i was sleeping....so cudnt get up on time....

 

I did not bother to <insert task> because I am better than you.


oh...fake?

 

i got robbed on the way

 

I had heart attack last night........

 

^now that's a believable one