Err...Can we be friends?

Discussion in 'The ChitChat Lounge' started by BubblyMartini, Nov 18, 2005.

  1. BubblyMartini

    BubblyMartini !!!HAWM

    ^^^LOL.....Kaash ;)
    ..
    jus kidding i dont think i'll slap anyone:)
     
  2. taxyse

    taxyse t3h.

    pata thaa mujhae....!!!!!!!!
     
  3. BubblyMartini

    BubblyMartini !!!HAWM

    Got this in a mail ;)

    EnJoy!

    Here are the top most reply of a girl, when you propose her...

    1) Nahi.................???

    2) Chiiiii.....Kitne gande vichar hain tumhare.......

    3) Maine tumhe sirf ek acche dost ki nazar se dekha hai ....

    4) Mera pehle se ek boyfrnd hai....

    5 ) Main in baton pe vishwas nahi karti, apne padhai pe dhyaan lagao...

    6) tum abhi tak mujhe jaante kahan ho ?Yeh shayad infatuation hai....

    7) Tumhara bank balance kitna hai…??

    8) Magar last year to maine tumhe raakhi baandhi thi ..hai naa..bhaiyya..??

    9) Mein abhi is relation ke liye mentally prepared nahi hoo....

    10) Mein apne dady se pooch ke tumhe kaal answer karu…??

    11) Itni si baat kehne ke liye itni der lagaa di??

    12) Ye donon ke dil me hai na, to phir kya kehna!!

    13) Sorry

    14) "……Apna chehra kabhi aayine me dekha hai….. L……………………………"

    15) "Main toh tumhe apna Bhai maanati hu"

    16) "Yes .. I too like you … (but hope you don't cheat on me ) " … (Which we guys most oftenly do )

    17) Phele kyon nahi bataya ab tum late ho gaye ..

    18) Tum agar pehle mile hote to sochti.

    19) Tumhari himmat kaise hui mere baare mein aisa sochne ki… (probably followed by a slap)

    20) Girl: mujhe sochna ka wakt do…
    Guy: kitna wakt???(with hope)
    Girl: saat janam


    21) Mai ek shaadi shuda ladki hu ;-)

    22) Mein tumhare chotte bhai se pyaar karti hoon…

    23) Now that's a real tragedy….
    Girl: Hee hee ……hee hee hee…..hee ….hee……hee……
    Hee hee ……hee hee hee…..hee ….hee……hee……

    24) Boy: I love U!
    Gal: I don't think abt all this before marriage.

    25) Keep loving I don't care.

    26) Tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho…

    27) Kaun sa number hai mera tumhare proposals ki history mein.
    Ha ha ha ha….

    28) tumhe is nazar se kabhi dekha nahi

    29) tumhare barre mein kabhi aisa socha nahi

    30) mummy se pooch kar bataungi

    31) mere bhaiyya se baat kar lo , who hi tumhe samajhayenge

    32) Kyo, Tina ne "No" bola?

    33) Lekin tum to Mina ke piche pade the, Kya usne thappad mara?

    34) Kitne time ke liye -???

    35) Worst one-- Jo bhi bolna hai jaldi bolo mera beta school se aata hoga..

    36) Thanks. I love you, too.

    37) Boy :- Sonya, I love U…..
    Gal :- Sorry , Next 3 Months tak Waiting List chal rahi hai….

    38) "What?"

    39) "Let's just stay away from this"

    40) <silence>

    41) <girl's friend faints>

    42) "Give me some free space"

    43) I'm the niece of your Head Of Dept.

    44) My friend in college got one classic reply … "I THINK I'M ENGAGED"

    45) "I think, I will have better options in future ..."
    Mujhe tumse is baare mein koi baat nahi karni, then she starts ignoring, phir bhi nahi
    sudhare then she threatens via some common friends.

    46) My Boy friend is very short Tempered. Beware of it.

    47) like you as a friend but I never thought about us like this…cant we be just good friends for ever

    47) Actually my younger sis likes you a lot. ..

    48) My mummy does not like your family (if the family knows each other.) ..

    49) "Why me?..Tumne mere meih essa kya dekha?..."she wants you to list down all the Good qualities that you even might have not seen in her. ...

    50) SLAP !! ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS....it is said ..

    51)hehe I didnt expect that from you....

    52)nice joke ...

    53)tu ladke kuchh or nahi soch sakte jaha ladki dekhi fisl gaye.....

    54)achha tum bhi meine socha sirf harsh,nikhil,ravi, etc etc ko hi mujhme interest hai
    and then walks on.............

    55)tumhe to purpose karna bhi nahi aata paheli bari hai kya koyi baat nahi mein batati hun...
     
  4. notty_lad

    notty_lad sudo undress

    For all u guys out there on IGT .. This is another indication not to propose to Bubbly .. coz she already knows 55 replies to reject you :) .. n she'll be juz waiting to use all of them on poor guys like us .. :p:
     
  5. the_wizard

    the_wizard Omega == God

    just 55 replies....hehe...we'll keep on trying


    @bubbly....err....ur inbox is full btw :p:
     
  6. BubblyMartini

    BubblyMartini !!!HAWM

    Look who's talking!! :p:

    Wizard-- inbox is free now..
     
  7. Petunia

    Petunia terminally dorky

    LOL...
    There was this ne time i was in hydro-visiting a couple of malls with my frendz and this gy walks up to me, asks for a pen (i bein' the retrded, friendly samaritan) hand him one..he takes out a reciept (frm one of his shoppin sprees, i guess) writes his name and #...and has the gall to hand it to me along with the pen...

    i was sooo twistedly-BUMMED :mad: at the audosity.. i mde sure he was wtching when i trashed da pen an' all!! I mean thats so Lame! lol. :insane:

    Guys...let me tell you..as a member of IGT it is my duty to save all rockers out there from the level of embarrasement that will befall you!!!

    THAT IS ONE OF D WORST PICKUP LINES IMAGINABLE////DO NOT EVEN PRETEND YOURSELF TO USE IT!!

    ~*~
     
  8. notty_lad

    notty_lad sudo undress

    ^^^ hey pentunia .. Ur so unlucky yaar .. i swear .. u have "typical" guys hittin on u .. i should've been there at dat mall .. could've made a pick up .. smoothly ;) .. like a hot knife thru butter :) .. anyway .. i'l try to pick u up from this site .. ;)
     
  9. J.J

    J.J The Guitar God

    Boy...hi i love you
    Girl...bye i don't

    simple...er...btw this happened wid my friend hassan shah...
     
  10. J.J

    J.J The Guitar God

    boy...heyyy er...can we be friends..?
    Girl...*stares at the boy for a minute or so and smiles*
    Girl...*the smile gets bigger and bigger...eventually it becomes an ear to ear smile*
    Boy...*confused but silent*
    Girl...YEAHHH WE CAN BE FRIENDS WE CAN BE LOVERS WE CAN BE MATES...no WE CAN BE SOUL MATES...OHHH I LOVE YOU SOOOOO MUCH DARLING!!! OH PLZ PLZ PLZ MARRY ME I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU!!!

    Boy...*totally confused and horrified*
    Boy...*turns around and runs for his life*
     
  11. bjr

    bjr Lady of the Evening

    one that happened to a friend:


    Boy: Hi, I'm <name>

    Girl: So what?
     
  12. guitarangela

    guitarangela gran'ma

    this is an incident that happened to me in a forensics tournament........i was waiting fo rmy debater outside my room.there's this guy(white), came around me,he was asking about the speaker number and all, and he made me to go with him to the debate room :shock: ...oh my gosh! all the way, his stupid flattering :think: .........and the debate room is like 1 mile away too.........all way back and forth, on and on and on........finally, i asked him to leave me alone...he was behind me whole day....finaly, i had to swear at him, and my guy friends drove him away.............he was such a salker..........still feel like killing him. :think: ...........he doesn't even know my name.was driving me crazy :mad: ...........
     
  13. peaceful_words

    peaceful_words New Member

    i would never use that line..dat's pretty pathetic....it's so old...and wu'ts w/ "can we be friends"...that's so cheezy...a gurl would know...how cheap you are if you say dat....
     
  14. can_i_play

    can_i_play New Member

    ek purana joke..but worth a mention....
    sardar says to his nurse ...puri tarah fida...
    "sister will you marry me"

    no hard feelings to sardars.....
     
  15. the_wizard

    the_wizard Omega == God

    :RollLol:

    :RollLol:
     
  16. Petunia

    Petunia terminally dorky

    Hey nOTTy..

    im for it..u try throwin a liner at me..n ill tell you where it stinks...:grin:

    ~*~
     
  17. notty_lad

    notty_lad sudo undress

    Hey Petunia .. i believe words should be used only wen actions don't speak better .. n i don't believe in pick up lines too .. i wish u could've been here in pune .. i would have should u some magnetism of mine ;)
     
  18. Petunia

    Petunia terminally dorky

    HMM...magnetism huh?

    well..that almost sounds rhetoric to me? "i wish you were in pune...."

    just to prove my point i jst mite turn up on ur doorstep..ringing your bell/knocking your door! And wht makes you soooo sure that i dont live in Pune!??? HHMMMMM??? :grin:

    OHH im justin pulling your leg, dude! im sure your a mr. magneto.. and im sure uve got women all over the place..im just one of the billions that you wnt have to ponder about!!
     
  19. BubblyMartini

    BubblyMartini !!!HAWM

    LOL...

    and errr.... Notty
    guess All the girls from Pune should be forwarned :p:
     
  20. notty_lad

    notty_lad sudo undress

    @bubbly .. well .. how many will u warn ?? there's no dearth of S*xy gals in pune :p: .. (But still plz don't do it :p:)

    @pentunia .. enuff said ..
     

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