Err...Can we be friends?

Discussion in 'The ChitChat Lounge' started by BubblyMartini, Nov 18, 2005.

  1. dharmatma

    dharmatma Banned

    scene 4

    boy:*sings i yam a disco dancer turu ru ru* to police siren.
    girl: officer..yehi hain woh badmash
    boy:*suddenly stops dancing*blinls* flies away*
    girl: yeh sachmuch farishta tha.*cries*

    THE END.
     
  2. jekyll

    jekyll Banned

    nope ...

    u cannot end it so soon ...

    scene 5:

    foolish officer : he is the one
    she: (muttering) yeah he is really the one ...
    foolish officer: now do you believe in him?

    she: yes i believe him ....

    enter agent smith morphs outta police officer's body
    smith: hehe .. .trinity ... gotcha now

    he: trnity .. here i come ...

    end scene:
    he picks her up ...




    conclusion: a succesful pick-up
     
  3. dharmatma

    dharmatma Banned

    *claps*
    *looks arnd*
    *claps again*
    *runs up and down*
    *reads ak&guitars post again and again*
     
  4. akkyy21

    akkyy21 #%@!$&

    Ahhhhh,............. next time just try this,...

    Hey missy,... can i see ur pussy,.................
     
  5. notty_lad

    notty_lad sudo undress

    after scene1 u guys missed da next scene .. after rejected heartbroken guy is leaning on da roadside pole sobbing .. gal crosses da road .. A "mercedes" stops next to her .. a guy(its ok if he's ugly) steps out of da car wearing da richest of suits .. n juz says hi to gal ..
    Gal (Smiling from ear to ear): hi :)
    Boy: let's go for a Ride .. v could make friendz on our way..
    Gal(feelin an Orga*m): Oh sure !

    Conclusion: U guess it !!
     
  6. ak&guitar

    ak&guitar THE INNER VOICE

    or..........

    the gal just smacks the guy on the face and leaves.

    but then the girl sees SHAHRUKh KHAN .......AND she runs yealling.....SHARUKH OH SHARUKH , oh shahrukh..................CAN i talk to u, can we be friend........????(it could be anyone -hrithik salman, akshay)
     
  7. thedyood

    thedyood New Member

    and while she is running towards him ,in comes a villian on a flying thingy and swoops her and from a telephone booth nearby comes out superman.then shahrukh khan shouts, "its a bird ,its a plane,no its supaman!".superman kicks vilian's a$$ ....and while they(supaman and the girl are gonna kiss) ,in comes spiderman and using his web power thingy throws a spider web at the girl and pulls her towards him... :D
     
  8. notty_lad

    notty_lad sudo undress

    Aww.. the dyood .. y don't u start a new industry which is a mixture of Hollywood n bollywood .. HollyBood!! .. U'll be an Aweful director !!! :p:
     
  9. anshphenomenon

    anshphenomenon Rape me :boff:

    wow!
    well said!!
    have to agree with u!
     
  10. shak

    shak Harrr!

    girl's friend: hi!
    guy: hi .. umm ... 4th floor mr. lambart's class right?
    girl's friend: yeah .. how do you know?
    guy: saw you in library with him takin private lesson ..
    girl's friend: .. oh right ...
    *silence*
    girl's friend: i was wondering .. if you would go out with my friend .. there by the window
    guy: *peeks out of the window at falling snow* .. go out ..as in ..
    *silence*
    guy: .... errr to the bus stop or something ... macy's??
    girl's friend: no! ... out as in .... date! .. you know ... some good time..
    guy: .. *panicks* .. umm no .. errr ....i already have a girlfriend yeah ... already have one...sorry ...
    *backs away congratulating himslef on such a quick thinking ... :)*

    in case you are wondering .. thats me ... 5 years ago .... a total nerd :) but learned frommy mistakes ...
     
  11. zoomingrocket

    zoomingrocket TeChNiCaL AdMiNiStRaToR

    Well...with the increase in customer care facilities... many guys have there friends working in Network Providers Customer Care call centers...which easily help them trace your number....

    Follow my friends idea... they all get their gf's cards issued on my name ;)
    No matter how much anyone tries...they wont be able to get hold of his gf's number.... :cool:
    I have some 20 active sim cards on my name.. Hope the IT department isnt reading... :shock:

    REgards,
    Zooom..!!
     
  12. notty_lad

    notty_lad sudo undress

    For a DESPERATE GUY!! .. getting a gal's Phone no. is like his living !! .. i mean Wild animals hunt for their food to stay alive right .. similarly .. They have to prey .. OH Sweet Lord they juz have to .. n since it is so important for them .. they find one way or da other to get a gal's number :p: .. Eh .. now i'm sure this post will be followed by a lotta comments :p:
     
  13. Asmodeus

    Asmodeus New Member

    Hmmm.. been there, done that... Thankfully, I'm out of that stage...
    I did that only once to get to know this cute chick in class...
    Led to something interesting, and then fizzled out...
     
  14. jekyll

    jekyll Banned

    :RollLol:

    guess we are pals ...
     
  15. shak

    shak Harrr!

    LOL really??? coooo!
    but ... well like always .. met "the ONE" and changed completely .. :( i miss me being a nerd ..
     
  16. jekyll

    jekyll Banned

    :think:
    hmmm

    NEO?


    u met LORD_NEO?
     
  17. shak

    shak Harrr!

    spare me mate!!!! LMAO!!
    me was talking of me girl
     
  18. ak&guitar

    ak&guitar THE INNER VOICE


    thanx dude..........me seen that..................
     
  19. BubblyMartini

    BubblyMartini !!!HAWM

    Fiction-
    scene two... filmi style

    Ext street corner day

    Boy: hi i'm harshal ..remember?
    girl....hmm..yh
    boy: can we be friends?
    girl: **slaps the guy** Dobara mut puchna.. :annoyed:

    Fade out
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    .
    .
    :)

    **sigh** How i wish.......its been a long time..since i slapped someone..... :p:
     
  20. taxyse

    taxyse t3h.

    ^^ hey rem me i am taksh?? can we be friends..???
    now mujhae slap kerke dikhao :dance:
     

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