Err...Can we be friends?

Hmmm..
When was the last time you used this line?? :think:
if at all you do...

got a short story for you'll...

Approximately 3 hours ago
below my building..
guy follows the girl home ...guess he saw her crossing the street..
he stops her half way..

err ..Anjali???
Girl: No
Boy: Oh so sorry i thought its Anjali ..this friend of mine who's gone to Delhi Forever
Girl: oh..well..i'm, not anjali
Boy: well can we be friends.. cross my heart i wont trouble you
Girl: No
Boy: Why
Girl: i have ample friends
Boy: make one more
Girl: No thanks
Boy: do you hate guys
Girl: NO
Boy: you have a boyfriend...
Girl: yes
Boy: Not a problem with me
why cant you be friends
Girl: i dont want to..why me anywys?
Boy: why not ......your cute..your beautiful.. (he has nightblindness most proabably)
hi i'm "Harshal or harshad".... some crap he blurted
Boy: Atleast tell me your name..
Girl: No i cant tell you my name

Boy: ok..i'll meet you sometime again then i'll ask you the same question..
Girl: i wont talk to you then...dont even try..
Boy: your answer will change by then
Girl: Maybe not..

end of scene one
not eagerly waiting for scene two

lol...I've been laughing the whole evenin..

i dont think people can be "friends" This Way..
________
________

 

right!
thats not the way of being friends...

but i follow the same

 

psh, meeting new people isn't a bad thing.

 

b>>>hi
g>>>stares at him
b>>> i know u dont know me but it does not take long to know each other......
G>>>>???
B>>> hi i am xxxxxxxx n u r??
G>>> hi i am .....
B>>> c we r already acquainted to each other......
G>>!!yep


simple way..........

 

LOL..nice one martina... I agree with Bjr and Ansh...but seriously...gotta adopt...new ways!

dont ask the question girl has already rehearsed so many times before!....she wont even need to think!!
meeting new people is always good...but while crossing the street!!!! ....and y is friendship such a lame thing.........which people keep throwing at others...!..its such a valuable aspect of life...its not for everyone!! would need a really strong reason to call someone a friend!

 

u know what's worse???

they'll say crap like "itna bhaav kyun kha rahi ho?"

they'll give some 50 misd calls in half an hour (where do these *******s get our nos. ) and send sm corny msg like "plz ek aakhri baar meri call uthha lo" :annoyed: :annoyed:

 

hahahaha ... pooor guy .. when will they learn to stop using these silly old pickup lines!!!

 

LMAO at the poor dude (poor = stupid), but really what a lame way of making pass ...
damn ...

and equally LOL at the girl for not really "playing" around ... and exploiting the situation

 

LOL......... now i am waiting for scene two :
wonder whats gonna happen when the guy meets again ...

Guys are so out of pick up lines...
how genuine is the guy's friendhship, who terms a girl cute and beautiful ?? :think:
and that to a girl who is crossing the street...

 

haha, I've got to agree that I'd have ignored this person right then and there....but now that I've got time to plan things out, I'd get us all a treat.

 

ya such a crappy way to make frndship...wo bhi beech sadak pe..guess hes desperate for gals...not my type though..heheh..im very choosy in selectin frenz......

@ martini,post the part 2 soon...

 

Hi,
I find u cute and beautiful frm ur posts..

can we be friends..i hope i wont trouble you







:grin:






:beer:

 

^^ hahahaha yehh hain style 2005

(C) copyright the wizard

 

uh well...bubbly...u should have told that guy 'akalmand...kuch naya try karo..'...:

 

Hi,
I find u sexy n intelligent frm ur posts..

(lemme make sure that u really are like that ... )
u can be a good partner ...
sure like hell i will trouble you ... and i know u love it ...














:RollLol:

 

boy:hi i have a huge c**K
girl:YAY !
boy:i own a poultry farm.
girl:*leaves*

 

... LMAO ...

 

SCENE 2:

b: hey..........so have u chaned ur decision ......can we be friends
G: YES , if u try 10 PIck up line othes that this old ****in one.........if they all make me laugh then i'll be ur freind , otherwise no.
b: yeah i can but " what r pick up lines"?
G : :RollLoL:........u r such an ******* , stupid ****** just never show ur shitty face again......

 

scene 3:

he: hey! ...
she: yeah (quite rude)
he: well, i just hopped in to say u got marvellous figure ...
she: *rolling her eyes*
he: actually, nice ass
she: get lost!
he: lemme sodomize you ...
she: police! ...

*sound of wailing siren*

 

LMAO

NOT LMAO