Err...Can we be friends?

Discussion in 'The ChitChat Lounge' started by BubblyMartini, Nov 18, 2005.

  1. BubblyMartini

    BubblyMartini !!!HAWM

    When was the last time you used this line?? :think:
    if at all you do...

    got a short story for you'll...

    Approximately 3 hours ago
    below my building..
    guy follows the girl home ...guess he saw her crossing the street..
    he stops her half way..

    err ..Anjali???
    Girl: No
    Boy: Oh so sorry i thought its Anjali ..this friend of mine who's gone to Delhi Forever
    Girl: oh..well..i'm, not anjali
    Boy: well can we be friends.. cross my heart i wont trouble you
    Girl: No
    Boy: Why
    Girl: i have ample friends
    Boy: make one more
    Girl: No thanks
    Boy: do you hate guys
    Girl: NO
    Boy: you have a boyfriend...
    Girl: yes
    Boy: Not a problem with me
    why cant you be friends
    Girl: i dont want to..why me anywys?
    Boy: why not ......your cute..your beautiful.. (he has nightblindness most proabably)
    hi i'm "Harshal or harshad".... some crap he blurted
    Boy: Atleast tell me your name..
    Girl: No i cant tell you my name

    Boy: ok..i'll meet you sometime again then i'll ask you the same question..
    Girl: i wont talk to you then...dont even try..
    Boy: your answer will change by then
    Girl: Maybe not..

    end of scene one
    not eagerly waiting for scene two

    lol...I've been laughing the whole evenin..

    i dont think people can be "friends" This Way..
  2. anshphenomenon

    anshphenomenon Rape me :boff:

    thats not the way of being friends...

    but i follow the same:)
  3. bjr

    bjr Lady of the Evening

    psh, meeting new people isn't a bad thing.
  4. .:SpY_GaMe:.

    .:SpY_GaMe:. New Member

    g>>>stares at him
    b>>> i know u dont know me but it does not take long to know each other......
    B>>> hi i am xxxxxxxx n u r??
    G>>> hi i am .....
    B>>> c we r already acquainted to each other......

    simple way..........
  5. Ankur_Scorpio

    Ankur_Scorpio New Member

    LOL..nice one martina... I agree with Bjr and Ansh...but seriously...gotta ways!

    dont ask the question girl has already rehearsed so many times before!....she wont even need to think!!
    meeting new people is always good...but while crossing the street!!!! ....and y is friendship such a lame thing.........which people keep throwing at others...!..its such a valuable aspect of life...its not for everyone!! would need a really strong reason to call someone a friend!
  6. CrYpTiC_angel

    CrYpTiC_angel Rebelle!

    u know what's worse???

    they'll say crap like "itna bhaav kyun kha rahi ho?" :mad: :mad:

    they'll give some 50 misd calls in half an hour (where do these *******s get our nos. :mad: ) and send sm corny msg like "plz ek aakhri baar meri call uthha lo" :annoyed: :annoyed:
  7. shak

    shak Harrr!

    hahahaha ... pooor guy .. when will they learn to stop using these silly old pickup lines!!!
  8. jekyll

    jekyll Banned

    LMAO at the poor dude (poor = stupid), but really what a lame way of making pass ...
    damn ...

    and equally LOL at the girl for not really "playing" around ... ;) and exploiting the situation
  9. BubblyMartini

    BubblyMartini !!!HAWM

    LOL......... now i am waiting for scene two :p:
    wonder whats gonna happen when the guy meets again ...

    Guys are so out of pick up lines...
    how genuine is the guy's friendhship, who terms a girl cute and beautiful ?? :think:
    and that to a girl who is crossing the street...
  10. bjr

    bjr Lady of the Evening

    haha, I've got to agree that I'd have ignored this person right then and there....but now that I've got time to plan things out, I'd get us all a treat.
  11. abhimanjrekar

    abhimanjrekar ----> Zhol-Man<----

    ya such a crappy way to make frndship...wo bhi beech sadak pe..guess hes desperate for gals...not my type very choosy in selectin frenz......

    @ martini,post the part 2 soon...
  12. the_wizard

    the_wizard Omega == God

    I find u cute and beautiful frm ur posts..

    can we be friends..i hope i wont trouble you :)


  13. .:SpY_GaMe:.

    .:SpY_GaMe:. New Member

    ^^ hahahaha yehh hain style 2005

    (C) copyright the wizard
  14. taxyse

    taxyse t3h.

    uh well...bubbly...u should have told that guy 'akalmand...kuch naya try karo..'...:p:
  15. jekyll

    jekyll Banned

    I find u sexy n intelligent frm ur posts..

    (lemme make sure that u really are like that ... )
    u can be a good partner ...
    sure like hell i will trouble you ... and i know u love it ...

  16. dharmatma

    dharmatma Banned

    boy:hi i have a huge c**K
    girl:YAY !
    boy:i own a poultry farm.
  17. jekyll

    jekyll Banned

    ... LMAO ...
  18. ak&guitar

    ak&guitar THE INNER VOICE

    SCENE 2:

    b: have u chaned ur decision ......can we be friends
    G: YES , if u try 10 PIck up line othes that this old ****in one.........if they all make me laugh then i'll be ur freind , otherwise no.
    b: yeah i can but " what r pick up lines"?
    G : :RollLoL:........u r such an ******* , stupid ****** just never show ur shitty face again......
  19. jekyll

    jekyll Banned

    scene 3:

    he: hey! ...
    she: yeah (quite rude)
    he: well, i just hopped in to say u got marvellous figure ...
    she: *rolling her eyes*
    he: actually, nice ass
    she: get lost!
    he: lemme sodomize you ...
    she: police! ...

    *sound of wailing siren*
  20. CrYpTiC_angel

    CrYpTiC_angel Rebelle!


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