English Of A Desi Teacher

Discussion in 'Funny Emails, Jokes, SMS's, Videos' started by guitarplayer729, Jan 7, 2012.

  1. guitarplayer729

    guitarplayer729 New Member

    In class
    * Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.

    * Cut an apple in two halfs- take the bigger half.

    * Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away outside

    * Both of you three, get out of the class.

    * Close the doors of the window.

    * Take Copper Wire of any metal specially of Silver.

    * Take 5 cm wire of any length.

    About family
    * I have two daughters both of them are girls

    At the play ground
    * All of you, stand in a straight circle.

    * There is no wind in the balloon.

    Punishment :
    * You, rotate the ground four times

    * You, go and under-stand the tree

    * You three of you, stand together separately.

    * Why you are late - say YES or No :-D
  2. arniehawk

    arniehawk New Member

    Ha ha ha ha
    rotate the ground :-D
  3. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    add these..
    why are you staring at the monkeys outside ..when i am inside the class..
    pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin..
    give me a red pen of any colour ..haha

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