don't laugh !!!!!!!!!!!!! :-)

Discussion in 'The ChitChat Lounge' started by abhimanjrekar, Oct 23, 2005.

  1. abhimanjrekar

    abhimanjrekar ----> Zhol-Man<----

    ONE NIGHT 4 MBA STUDENTS WERE BOOZING TILL LATE NIGHT AND DIDN'T
    STUDY FOR THE TEST WHICH WAS SCHEDULED FOR THE NEXT DAY.
    IN THE MORNING THEY THOUGHT OF A PLAN. THEY MADE THEMSELVES LOOK AS
    DIRTY AND WEIRD AS THEY COULD WITH GREASE AND DIRT. THEY THEN WENT UP
    TO THE DEAN AND SAID THAT THEY HAD GONE OUT TO A WEDDING LAST NIGHT AND
    ON THEIR RETURN THE TYRE OF THEIR CAR BURST AND THEY HAD TO PUSH THE
    CAR ALL THE WAY BACK AND THAT THEY WERE IN NO CONDITION TO APPEAR FOR
    THE TEST.

    SO THE DEAN SAID THEY CAN HAVE THE RETEST AFTER 3 DAYS.THEY SAID THEY WILL
    BE READY BY THAT TIME. ON THE THIRD DAY THEY APPEARED BEFORE THE DEAN.THE
    DEAN SAID THAT THIS WAS A SPECIAL CONDITION TE ST. ALL FOUR WERE REQUIRED
    TO SIT IN SEPARATE CLASSROOMS FOR THE TEST. THEY ALL AGREED AS THEY HAD
    PREPARED WELL IN THE LAST THREE DAYS.

    THE TEST CONSISTED OF 2 QUESTIONS WITH TOTAL OF 100 MARKS.

    Q .1. WRITE DOWN YOUR NAMES -----( 2 MARKS )
    Q.2. WHICH TYRE BURST -------( 98 MARKS ).


    :beer: :p: :rock:
     
  2. silent_dragon

    silent_dragon Immortal guitarist

    ha ha ha ha!!!......sorry............ i.........couldn't..............help.............myself............!!!!
     
  3. shsnawada

    shsnawada Cyborgs & Pasta

    Whats funny in that??? Sorry, i couldnt help asking that.
     
  4. dharmatma

    dharmatma Banned

    *stares at the wall*
    *continues to stare at the wall*
    *smiles*
    *continues staring at the wall*
     
  5. rocking_devil

    rocking_devil Banned

    nice man!..good joke...atleast jokish enough to understand and not to laugh!:RollLol:
     
  6. BIG_EVIL

    BIG_EVIL Guitaring Machine

    nice joke................
     
  7. shak

    shak Harrr!

    aaaahhh my guru is back with his rubbish talk ... :nw:

    by the way abhi .. next time dun use all caps ..
     
  8. dharmatma

    dharmatma Banned

    yea...wasnt motivated enough to troll the chit chat lounge..for the past few weeks.
    not that im motivated right now...

    yes..
    hulk hogan has thick hair.
     
  9. shak

    shak Harrr!

    maybe he used gluten!
     
  10. dharmatma

    dharmatma Banned

    or maybe....he is 50 years younger now.
     
  11. shsnawada

    shsnawada Cyborgs & Pasta

    Unless of course, its funny. :slap:
     
  12. dharmatma

    dharmatma Banned

    shsnawada is on fire today..

    *gets a pail of water ready*
     
  13. shak

    shak Harrr!

    lol! .. yeah ... by the way .. i did find it slightly funny actually ..
     
  14. shsnawada

    shsnawada Cyborgs & Pasta

    A question about fire: Anyone knows how dense it is?? I really want to know...
     
  15. shsnawada

    shsnawada Cyborgs & Pasta

    *prepares to write huge essay on how insulting people can affect their mind*
    *prays that the essay will be written, prays aggressively like in devotional movies (god will take care of it now)*
    *goes to sleep* - Thats the format for a lame joke. NO CAPITALS (@abhiman)
     
  16. shak

    shak Harrr!

    a very clever question shsnawada!

    in simple physics ... get some wood .. dip that in a beaker full to brim with water ... measure the volume of displaced water .. that would be volume of the wood .. now let it dry and ...put it on scales .. take exact reading! ..
    put a glass dome over the wood covering it .. leave a whole for oxygen at the bottom of the sphere .. and yes to determine the volume of the glass dome ..(4/6 pi.r^3)
    .. now light the wood .. note down the EXACT reading on teh scale at a particular instant and quickly kill the fire .. now weight theleft over wood with ashes ...

    density of fire (approx) should be(in Kg/m^3) = (((mass of wood (unburnt) - (weight of wood +ashes) - reading on scale while wood was burning))/9.8)/ (volume of dome - volume of wood)

    i think it should work .. but then again .. i could have missed something ..
     
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  17. shsnawada

    shsnawada Cyborgs & Pasta

    Sounds convincing. Reps for this (i couldnt think of anything of this sort).
    Basically the whole problem lies in my brain which tends to get a bit strange and starts asking all this wierdo questions like: Is the outer bit of a flame denser than the inner bit? How could chemical reaction take place if the atoms are ionized (fire is plasma)? And do imaginary numbers exist in a 4 dimensional universe??.the list just goes on....
     
  18. shsnawada

    shsnawada Cyborgs & Pasta

    Fuk this thing which says i have to spread reps to more people....
     
  19. shak

    shak Harrr!

    nevamind the reps ...
    that imaginary number thingie ... can complex plane exist in 4d? .. i dun think so ... but does even 4d exist? (not considering the time-space dimension .. i think it ahs no proper mathematical credibility)
    and majority of chemical reactions do take place due to ionisation! .. like dissolving salt in water ... etc.
    the dual density of fire ... now thats a again a good question . but i dun have any idea how you would determine that ...
     
  20. DrSaurabh

    DrSaurabh Wh@+s Up D0C

    @ SRK...:nw::nw::nw:
     

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