ONE NIGHT 4 MBA STUDENTS WERE BOOZING TILL LATE NIGHT AND DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST WHICH WAS SCHEDULED FOR THE NEXT DAY. IN THE MORNING THEY THOUGHT OF A PLAN. THEY MADE THEMSELVES LOOK AS DIRTY AND WEIRD AS THEY COULD WITH GREASE AND DIRT. THEY THEN WENT UP TO THE DEAN AND SAID THAT THEY HAD GONE OUT TO A WEDDING LAST NIGHT AND ON THEIR RETURN THE TYRE OF THEIR CAR BURST AND THEY HAD TO PUSH THE CAR ALL THE WAY BACK AND THAT THEY WERE IN NO CONDITION TO APPEAR FOR THE TEST. SO THE DEAN SAID THEY CAN HAVE THE RETEST AFTER 3 DAYS.THEY SAID THEY WILL BE READY BY THAT TIME. ON THE THIRD DAY THEY APPEARED BEFORE THE DEAN.THE DEAN SAID THAT THIS WAS A SPECIAL CONDITION TE ST. ALL FOUR WERE REQUIRED TO SIT IN SEPARATE CLASSROOMS FOR THE TEST. THEY ALL AGREED AS THEY HAD PREPARED WELL IN THE LAST THREE DAYS. THE TEST CONSISTED OF 2 QUESTIONS WITH TOTAL OF 100 MARKS. Q .1. WRITE DOWN YOUR NAMES -----( 2 MARKS ) Q.2. WHICH TYRE BURST -------( 98 MARKS ). :beer: : :rock:
ha ha ha ha!!!......sorry............ i.........couldn't..............help.............myself............!!!!
aaaahhh my guru is back with his rubbish talk ... :nw: by the way abhi .. next time dun use all caps ..
yea...wasnt motivated enough to troll the chit chat lounge..for the past few weeks. not that im motivated right now... yes.. hulk hogan has thick hair.
*prepares to write huge essay on how insulting people can affect their mind* *prays that the essay will be written, prays aggressively like in devotional movies (god will take care of it now)* *goes to sleep* - Thats the format for a lame joke. NO CAPITALS (@abhiman)
a very clever question shsnawada! in simple physics ... get some wood .. dip that in a beaker full to brim with water ... measure the volume of displaced water .. that would be volume of the wood .. now let it dry and ...put it on scales .. take exact reading! .. put a glass dome over the wood covering it .. leave a whole for oxygen at the bottom of the sphere .. and yes to determine the volume of the glass dome ..(4/6 pi.r^3) .. now light the wood .. note down the EXACT reading on teh scale at a particular instant and quickly kill the fire .. now weight theleft over wood with ashes ... density of fire (approx) should be(in Kg/m^3) = (((mass of wood (unburnt) - (weight of wood +ashes) - reading on scale while wood was burning))/9.8)/ (volume of dome - volume of wood) i think it should work .. but then again .. i could have missed something ..
Sounds convincing. Reps for this (i couldnt think of anything of this sort). Basically the whole problem lies in my brain which tends to get a bit strange and starts asking all this wierdo questions like: Is the outer bit of a flame denser than the inner bit? How could chemical reaction take place if the atoms are ionized (fire is plasma)? And do imaginary numbers exist in a 4 dimensional universe??.the list just goes on....
nevamind the reps ... that imaginary number thingie ... can complex plane exist in 4d? .. i dun think so ... but does even 4d exist? (not considering the time-space dimension .. i think it ahs no proper mathematical credibility) and majority of chemical reactions do take place due to ionisation! .. like dissolving salt in water ... etc. the dual density of fire ... now thats a again a good question . but i dun have any idea how you would determine that ...