Q How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? Ans. Twenty. One to change the bulb and nineteen to say, "Not bad, but I could've done better"
he's (ananth) got an acute prblm.. its calld da 'morphed' problem : he thinks evry thing is morphed.. frm pics to jokes : i kno wht he's gona say now.. nice pj. but i cud hav told a bettr one
how many bass guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? A: 0 , I can do it with my left hand. : J, Keyboard player
this is one of thooooosssssseeeeeee thrds : yay yay !! plz don close this 1.. mods :grin: Useless things to ponder upon :.. deza vu nybdy ? :grin:
Q:How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb? A: 0. Bill gates will redefine darkness as the new standard :
Heyy amigoss!! check dis out Once Laloo Prasad sent his bio data to America to apply for a job in Microsoft and a few days later he got this reply: Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad, You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone calls will be entertained. Thanks, Bill GATES Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said, "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki humko am-reeca mein naukri mil gayee". Everyone was delighted. So Laloo Prasad continued. "Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa par letter angreeze mein hai, isliye saath-saath hindi mein translate bhee karoonga. Dear Mr. Laloo prasad, matlab - pyare Laloo Prasad bhaiyya You do not meet, matlab - aap to miltay hi naheen ho our requirement, matlab - humko to zaroorat hai Please do not send any further correspondance, matlab -ab letter shetter bhej ne ka kaouno zaroorat nahi. No phone calls, matlab - phoonwa ka bhi zaroorat nahi hai will be entertained, matlab - bahut khaatir ki jayegi. Thanks, matlab - aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad Bill Gate : Matlab, Darwaze tak (Gate) pahoonch ne ke liye pura paisa (bill) mil jayega.
