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Discussion in 'The ChitChat Lounge' started by Amor, Apr 12, 2005.

  1. Amor

    Amor New Member

    Q How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

    Ans. Twenty. One to change the bulb and nineteen to say, "Not bad, but I could've done better"
  2. ananth222

    ananth222 Beginner

    good joke, but I could've told a better one!
  3. nehemiah

    nehemiah New Member

    come on ananth he is new, make him feel good.

    BIG_EVIL Guitaring Machine

    good 1..........
  5. Amor

    Amor New Member

    Hey Ananth! You have a good sense of humor chum
  6. __DiStUrBeD__

    __DiStUrBeD__ _(¯`·._ÇrãÇKhËäD_.·´¯)_

    Not taking any credit away from u Amor....but good one Ananth
  7. rockin'away

    rockin'away Banned

    nice one...... :)
  8. Subhro

    Subhro Argentina lost :"(

    he's (ananth) got an acute prblm.. its calld da 'morphed' problem :p:
    he thinks evry thing is morphed.. frm pics to jokes :p:
    i kno wht he's gona say now.. nice pj. but i cud hav told a bettr one :)
  9. jayswami

    jayswami Blue J

    how many bass guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: 0 , I can do it with my left hand.


    J, Keyboard player
  10. dharmatma

    dharmatma Banned many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?
    A.what a bhakwas question...

  11. ananth222

    ananth222 Beginner

    Q. how many guitarists does it take to tell a good joke?
    A. plenty.
  12. lord_neo

    lord_neo Guest, you chumps really have too much time on your hands, dont you. :p:
  13. dharmatma

    dharmatma Banned many lord_neos does it take to change a light bulb?
    A.what a bhakwas question....hahahahaaha
  14. Subhro

    Subhro Argentina lost :"(

    this is one of thooooosssssseeeeeee thrds :p: yay yay !!
    plz don close this 1.. mods :grin:

    Useless things to ponder upon :p:.. deza vu nybdy ? :grin:
  15. jayswami

    jayswami Blue J

    Q:How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: 0. Bill gates will redefine darkness as the new standard :p:
  16. Amor

    Amor New Member

    Heyy amigoss!!

    check dis out

    Once Laloo Prasad sent his bio data to America to apply for a job in Microsoft and a few days later he got this reply:

    Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
    You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send
    any further correspondence. No phone calls will be entertained.

    Bill GATES

    Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
    He arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said,

    "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki humko am-reeca mein naukri mil gayee".
    Everyone was delighted.
    So Laloo Prasad continued. "Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa par letter angreeze mein hai, isliye saath-saath hindi
    mein translate bhee karoonga.

    Dear Mr. Laloo prasad, matlab - pyare Laloo Prasad bhaiyya

    You do not meet, matlab - aap to miltay hi naheen ho
    our requirement, matlab - humko to zaroorat hai
    Please do not send any further correspondance, matlab -ab letter shetter bhej ne ka kaouno zaroorat nahi.
    No phone calls, matlab - phoonwa ka bhi zaroorat nahi hai

    will be entertained, matlab - bahut khaatir ki jayegi.

    Thanks, matlab -
    aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad

    Bill Gate : Matlab, Darwaze tak (Gate) pahoonch ne ke
    liye pura paisa (bill) mil jayega.

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