deadly fruit

Discussion in 'Funny Emails, Jokes, SMS's, Videos' started by nandy0894, Mar 21, 2012.

  1. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    One day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden, a huge pack of indians attaked them and knocked them out.

    When they woke up, they were at the leader of the tribe's throne.

    The chief then said "All of your lives may be spared if you can find ten of one fruit and bring them back to me."

    So after a while the first man returned with 10 apples. The cheif then ordered him to stick all ten of them up his butt without making any expression at all on his face. He had a little bit of trouble with the first one and started crying while trying to put the next one in. He was soon killed.

    Later, the next guy came in with 10 grapes. The cheif soon ordered him to do the same as the first guy. After to the 9th grape, the man started laughing so hard for no apperant reason, and was killed.

    The first two guys soon met in heaven and the first guy ask the second, "Why did you start laughing? You only needed one more grape and you'd have gotten away!"

    The second guy answered while still laughing, "I couldn't help it. I saw the third guy walking in with pineapples."
  2. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

  3. guitarplayer729

    guitarplayer729 New Member

    real funny
    actually i had listened such a joke but there was a watermelon
  4. guitarplayer729

    guitarplayer729 New Member

    Another Joke Similar To this

    2 friends are ambushed by indians
    they are taken to the war chief
    the war chief asks the first of them whether would he take a spear in himself or would he die
    he chose to take the spear in and somehow survived but was in great agony
    he advised his friend to choose death
    and his friend did the same
    and the war chief said

    keep sticking the spear in his butt
    till he dies
  5. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    What would happen if a girl happens to be at such a situation ...
  6. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    i had expected that comment 2 b the first one
  7. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    Well then you must've thought of an answer too
  8. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    i am tongue tied..
  9. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    You can PM me the response ... if you don't wish to do ... public post
  10. mermaid

    mermaid New Member

    i have heard both these versions hahahah gud one !!!

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