Cool/Dumb punch lines in advertisements?

Discussion in 'The ChitChat Lounge' started by notty_lad, Oct 30, 2006.

  1. the_wizard

    the_wizard Omega == God

    Does anyone remember that Itch Guard ad, the earlier one.

    "Kahan jaaun
    Kaise khujaoon"

    lmao.
     
  2. notty_lad

    notty_lad sudo undress

    ^Muhahahahaha! the expression on his face :p
     
  3. jamhead

    jamhead Unknown Legend

    chupke chupke baheti hon,
    zaror koi baat hai !!!
     
  4. erutu

    erutu terminally awesome

    ^What ad is that?
     
  5. Chubtiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii jalti garmi ka mausam aaya...
    aaaaaaaaaaayaaaaaaaaaaaa mausam thande thande dermi cool ka...
    thandeeeeeeeeeeeee thande dermi cool ka............
     
  6. erutu

    erutu terminally awesome

    Everyone forgot the Chloromint tag: "Dobara mat puchna!"
     
  7. the_wizard

    the_wizard Omega == God

    and the infamous one

    "Mujhe kuch kehna hai
    Kaise kahoon

    ab Whisper-Ultra ke extra large pack par bees rupaye ki choot."
     
  8. erutu

    erutu terminally awesome

    ^Yup.

    I just saw an ad for some whisper ad or something and it went like this: A girl drops some drink on the table and they use whisper to soak it up.

    What in the ****ing name is wrong with people!? Next time don't buy tissue paper, buy whisper. @#!
     
  9. jamhead

    jamhead Unknown Legend

    whisper/ kotex/ stayfree.
     
  10. the_wizard

    the_wizard Omega == God

    They are trying to market it as a multipurpose item.

    **jee haan behenon...ab aapka apna manpasand napkin table, kursi, fridge aur baaki sab gheru cheezon ko saaf karega.
    kitchen mein kadhai se lekar cooker bhi saaf karega....

    to bhool jaayeye scotch brite ko aur aaj hee apnaiye Whisper Ultra.

    Jismein hai micro granules jo aapke furniture aur bartan ko kar de ekdum saaf.

    Aaj hee khareediye...har bade pack ke saath colin liquid cleaner muft hai....aur chote ke saath ek Vim ki tikiya**
     
  11. notty_lad

    notty_lad sudo undress

    ^[siddhu]Oye Guru, Bass kar yaar .. ho hoooooooooo ha haaaaaa *slaps the laps* [/siddhu]
     
  12. :shock:

    :RollLol:
     
  13. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    chupke chupke baheti hon,
    zaror koi baat hai !!!
    Secretly secretly flows ...
    :RollLol:
    Erutu?

    ... bees rupaye ki choot ...
    Really?
    WOW!
     
  14. :dj:washing powder nirma
    detergent tikia nirma
    dood si safedi
    nirma se aayi
    rangeen kapda bhi khil khil jaaye
    sabki pasand nirma!
    washing powder nirma
    NIRMA!:beer:
     
  15. the_wizard

    the_wizard Omega == God

    Rekha, Seema, Jaya aur Sushma

    Sab kiiii pasand Niiiiirmaaaa

    Washing powder Nirma.
     
  16. the_wizard

    the_wizard Omega == God

    LMAO

    :RollLol:
     
  17. oh remember that add where all those sushma and other woman have a cat fight? they throw things at each other and make their clothes dirty
     
  18. notty_lad

    notty_lad sudo undress

    Deepikaji

    Shopkeeper: Ohhooooooooo Deepikaji ..
    Shopkeeper: Yeh lijiye aapka sab saaman tayyar..
    Deepikaji: Yeh nahi Woh ..
    Shopkeeper: Woh? Par aap to hamesha mehngi waali tikiya ..
    Deepikaji: Leti thi! Par jab wahi Jhaag, wahi safedi Kam daamo mein mile to koi yeh kyu le ..
    Deepikaji: Woh na le..?
    Shopkeeper: Maan gaye ..
    Deepikaji: Kise ?
    Shopkeeper: Aap ki paar ki nazar aur Nirma sooper .. Dono ko .. Lol
     
  19. the_wizard

    the_wizard Omega == God

    Budhwaa saala line maar raha tha ad mein.
     
  20. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    ^ Gosh I really love those bitchy vampish females in K serials.
    *drool*
     

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