Cool/Dumb punch lines in advertisements?

Bachchon ye hai hamare daaton ki banawat.
Raju, Tumhare daant to motiyon jaise chamak rahe hain?

Kyu na ho master ji, mein Dabur ka Lal dant manjan jo istemaal karta hoon.

*Daaton ki kare hifazat, moti sa chamkaye,
Dabur Lal dant manjan se mukhda bhi khil jaaye*

 

coolest, my fav
"Mard hokar ladkiyo wali cream?" some shaving cream Ad, i think

 

No no its Emami Fair and handsome. Lame ad and an even lamer tag line.

 

^oh is it then it's not my fav. lame

 

:shock:
Do the ladies also use those !! :shock:

 

^ lol. That sounds good one for an Adline

Just like my fav

I use cinthol do u?

 

kuch bhi karega for candyman.......


de beers ka is nice;;

De beers ,hira hai sada ke liye !

 

I hate those shitty chintu candy ads which go like yeh chintu candy kya hai, yeh chintu candy? wah kya mazza hai, yeh chintu candy they're universaly irritating and are always there when you buy pirated vcds from pathans

 

Remembered one of my FAV ad ..

Amaron batteries .. I just love the tone of that singer .. I mugged up the whole add and it refuses to leave my mind till date

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2 yuppies in middle management race, One with brains one with pace.
Tortoise car was on finance money, Rabbit brought pappa's lamborghini.

He drove on 120 ka speed, was in the lead .. so got down for chai
Lamborghini refused to start, RAM JAANE WHY? (chorus: whyyyy) (cool part )

Tortoise came first with ease .. Told secretary and all colleagues..

His car was right battery was wroooong .. my amaron lasts long really long BOLO: Lasts long really long lasts long really long ..
Dhing tang Dhing tang Dhing tang Dhish!

 

Take a look at my post count .. Damn I wanna keep it that way for as long as possi ..

I so badly wanna comment on madhuresh in the poetry forum but that would increase the PC ..

 

Awesome ad.

 

Khub jamega rang jab mil baithenge hum teeno :grin:



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Soda :grin:

 

MElody itni Choclatey kyun hai??

 

Aapka aajka flavour kya hai ??:grin:

 

The recent melody ads have sucked though. The tagline will always remain top notch

Alsoo... who can forget "Coffee. No toffee. Coffeeee, toffeee"

 

that 502 pataka chaaye ad is so f00kin irritating..when it goes
5 re 10 re 5 re 10 re.............n times.

 

was ur flavour tonight

xxx dotted condoms


sucha irritating add pops up ev second wen ur watchin icc championship match

 

thnx for the translation :grin:

 

PAPPU PASS HO GAYA





:beer:

 

and the Rakesh Bedi one

*dishkyaon*
"Goliyon ka bhi asar nahi"
"Inka ilaaj goliyan nahi, ayurvedic.....dekho is churan se kabz, acidity aur sardard jaise rakshas kaise bhaag jaate hain"

"KAYAM CHURN"


*Bhavnagar waale, sheth brothers ka ayurvedic utpadan - KAYAM CHURN*