Cool/Dumb punch lines in advertisements?

Discussion in 'The ChitChat Lounge' started by notty_lad, Oct 30, 2006.

  1. the_wizard

    the_wizard Omega == God

    Dil da maamla hai
    TV da maamla hai

    Dil vich rakho umang...T-Series da television duniya kare pasand

    TV...na na na na...Biwi da maamla hai




    :cool:
     
  2. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    Betex!
    Oye oye!
     
  3. vini

    vini Repeat Offender

    hmm..
    Ghadi Detergent-
    "Saalon ke anusandhaan ke baad banaya gaya"


    btw..anusandhaan means r&d
    and saalon means not the gaali...saalon as in years

    :|
    will post if i can remember more
     
  4. the_wizard

    the_wizard Omega == God

    Khujli karne waale, b-tex laga le
    b-tex laga ke tuu apni

    daad khaad khujli mitale

    daad khaad khujli ka dishman
    b-tex loshan wa malham.
     
  5. CrYpTiC_angel

    CrYpTiC_angel Rebelle!

    i like the older telebrands ads.. like the one for the "train watch"

    the expressions on the actors' faces r amazing :D
     
  6. Ghadi Detergent cake ki dhulaai sajana mann bhai sajna
    aise safedi jo dekhte bane, rangeen kapda bhi chamke damke,
    kapdoon main aayi nayi shaan sajana, mann bahi sajana..

    Ghadi Detergent- Pehle istemaal karen, phir vishwaas karenn
     
  7. the_wizard

    the_wizard Omega == God


    Train watch was a killer.

    esp the expression on the dudes face when they play the alarm.
     
  8. jozko

    jozko Banned

    Devil awesome, Bizarre emight wanna do a rock version of it :)
     
  9. jozko

    jozko Banned

  10. sanju_strings

    sanju_strings 50 Pai$e <3V/S<3 50 CeNt$

    sunny deol

    dollar undergarments


    ye under ki baat hain :)
     
  11. the_wizard

    the_wizard Omega == God

    ^Thats Lux Cozi...Sunny paaji waala


    Dollar is

    Jab life mein ho aaram

    To ideas aate hain

    :cool:
     
  12. sanju_strings

    sanju_strings 50 Pai$e <3V/S<3 50 CeNt$


    salla terko saab barabar malum hain....;)
     
  13. sanju_strings

    sanju_strings 50 Pai$e <3V/S<3 50 CeNt$

    money cant buy u everythin
    for everythin else u av a master card



    thts a good one
     
  14. erutu

    erutu terminally awesome

    "Tandurushti ki raksha karta hai lifeboy, lifeboy hai jaha tandurushti hai waha"

    "Jab mein chotta bachha tha badi shararat karta hai aur meri chori pakdi jaati. Roshan ka bajaj. Ab mein..."

    Can someone finish the bajaj one? Its really old but its better then the crap jingles they come out with nowadays
     
  15. rohit

    rohit New Member

    ^i also can't remember after that.
    a dumb one-kick start ko kick maro.(tvs 2 wheeler)
    kick start is very necessary!especially when the battery is low.
     
  16. g0g0l

    g0g0l ! SpAm

    I remember one...(But,, thora sa change kar diya;) )
    EK TAPAKTI BOOND AADMI KI KISMAT BADAL SAKTI HAI :grin:
     
  17. notty_lad

    notty_lad sudo undress

    I think its either Roshan hua bajaj or roshni deta bajaj can't quite recollect.

    Ab main bilkul buddha hoon .. goli khaake jeeta hoon
    Phir bhi chori pakdi jaati .. kyun ki roshni deta bajaj. lol
     
  18. erutu

    erutu terminally awesome

    Yup.. something like that. Great ad though. I still remember it, how his face looked like when his wife catches him eating something out of the fridge (samosa was it?). Classic.
     
  19. the_wizard

    the_wizard Omega == God

    That Dhara oil ka ad was cute. Jalebi waala.
     
  20. nebuchadnezzar

    nebuchadnezzar G34r G33k

    Banphool tel
    Thanda thanda cool cool
    Banphool Banphool!

    Kamdhenu sariya
    Isme jaan hai
     

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