Ever Wonder? Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Stop Wondering!!!! :RollLol: ^^^^^ :RollLol: :RollLol: :RollLol: :RollLol: :RollLol: :RollLol: :RollLol: :RollLol: :RollLol: Man ur giving me fits! Well I have got some answers: Q: Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? A: Bcoz the Psychic wud sue the damn reporter.... Q: Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"? A: For every ending, there is a Start! Q: Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? A: Bcoz hez broke. Thats why he invests OUR money, not his! Q: Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? A: How are u so sure its NOT mouse-flavored???? Q: When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? A: Rival company's boss, to see if it is true so that he cud start producing newer version too! Q: Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? A: He did. Only the rest of the mosquitos never drowned!!!!! Q: Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? A: You dont want AIDS infections in heaven too, right? Q: Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? A: Grandma Sheep: Son, you are a Ba-a-a-a-d boy! We dance naked in the rain! Dont u dare see us! Q: If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? A: No they dont. Terminal is IN the airport! Q: If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? A: Boy we made the parliment to look for the answer of THIS VERY question!!!
@dharmatma & jamhead: Wassup guyz... Why dont u go n tell the world whoz the best giutarist in the world..... Go ahead. They are waiting..... *mutters "Pathetic Fools!" n backs off*
*barf* *green faced upon reading all posts* *retching* *barf* *goes back to reading more useful topics like W32.Blackmal.E@mm*
