Computerized types of Girls... (girls dont mind) ;)

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  1. rizaaj

    rizaaj Forum Leader

    hey i found this on net... check it out.. those who have read it already dont criticize


    HARD-DISK Girls:
    She remembers everything, FOREVER.

    RAM Girls:
    She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

    WINDOWS Girls:
    Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

    SCREENSAVER Girls:
    She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

    INTERNET Girls:
    Difficult to access.

    SERVER Girls:
    Always busy when you need her.

    MULTIMEDIA Girls:
    She makes horrible things look beautiful.

    CD-ROM Girls:
    She is always faster and faster.

    E-MAIL Girls:
    Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

    VIRUS Girls:
    Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her,
    she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources.
    If you try to uninstall her you will lose something,
    if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything............
     
    rizaaj, May 4, 2005
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  2. BIG_EVIL

    BIG_EVIL Guitaring Machine

    nice one rizaaj
     
    BIG_EVIL, May 4, 2005
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  3. nadish

    nadish Active Member

    hahahaha fantastic............. really nice Theory
     
    nadish, May 4, 2005
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  4. deathdr_87

    deathdr_87 Awesome Guitarist

    hahahahahahahahahahaha

    this is dam funny
     
    deathdr_87, May 5, 2005
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  5. rizaaj

    rizaaj Forum Leader

    still havent seen even a single girls reply..... :p:
     
    rizaaj, May 5, 2005
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  6. lord_neo

    lord_neo Guest

    haha lol, that was good. No offence to any female.....
     
    lord_neo, May 6, 2005
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  7. rust_in_pain

    rust_in_pain <:Rising Rockstar:>

    :Laughing: :Laughing: :Laughing: :Laughing: :Laughing: :Laughing: :Laughing: :Laughing:
     
    rust_in_pain, May 6, 2005
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  8. guitarangela

    guitarangela gran'ma

    There is some offense. Why don't you change the girls to boys. It will work better than this.
     
    guitarangela, May 13, 2005
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  9. rechts_234

    rechts_234 New Member

    lol .... ^^^^^^^
     
    rechts_234, May 14, 2005
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  10. LEFTY_GUITARIST

    LEFTY_GUITARIST -= M®. §öU†|-|ÞäW =-

    lolz...........me adding.....
    mouse girl- u can press her, but only 2 things.......
    keybord girl- lots of things to press!!!!!!!!!!!!.
    monitor girl- colourful and funny, but dengerous if changes resolution!!!!!
    motherboard girl- she takes care of u.......
    speaker girl- sweet voice.....but sometimes too loud, or too low......sometimes noisy......


    just kiddin:grin:
     
    LEFTY_GUITARIST, May 14, 2005
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  11. LEFTY_GUITARIST

    LEFTY_GUITARIST -= M®. §öU†|-|ÞäW =-

    mic girl- u can kiss her whenever u like!!!!!!!!!!
     
    LEFTY_GUITARIST, May 14, 2005
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  12. rizaaj

    rizaaj Forum Leader

    :RollLol: :RollLol: :RollLol: :RollLol: :RollLol: :RollLol: :RollLol: :RollLol: :RollLol: :RollLol:
     
    rizaaj, May 14, 2005
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  13. somendra_guitar

    somendra_guitar New Member

    superb thread ppl
     
    somendra_guitar, May 14, 2005
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  14. J.J

    J.J The Guitar God

    nice rizaaj very nice...
     
    J.J, May 14, 2005
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  15. guitarangela

    guitarangela gran'ma

    That was mean
     
    guitarangela, May 14, 2005
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  16. nik_bokacheley

    nik_bokacheley :help: I'm a mad :sadbye:

    LOLZ...good one..bt don;t mind i saw this one somewhere before..
    Don't mind plzz.. bt i felt like i've seen this topic before..plzz dont mind yaar..plz dont'
     
    nik_bokacheley, May 14, 2005
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  17. somendra_guitar

    somendra_guitar New Member

    @nik_bokacheley
    hey!!why do you have to say don't mind so many times???
    we are all friends & u don't need to be formal here!!

    @ all others
    am i right guys
     
    somendra_guitar, May 15, 2005
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  18. rocking_devil

    rocking_devil Banned

    cool stuff!!!!!!
     
    rocking_devil, May 15, 2005
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  19. Priyank_Jal_fan

    Priyank_Jal_fan ..:[Snip]:..

    coool thread................

    Post something for these:-

    Software Girl


    Hardware Girl


    Underwear Girl
     
    Priyank_Jal_fan, Jan 24, 2006
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  20. rajeevbg

    rajeevbg New Member

    Guitar Girl:- U Can Play Whenever U Want....
     
    rajeevbg, Jan 24, 2006
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