choose your ass !!!

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choose your ass

  1. (__)(__) A fat / "wide load" ass

    1 vote(s)
  2. (!) A tight ass

    1 vote(s)
  3. (_zzz_) A tired ass

    0 vote(s)
  4. (_E=mc2_) A smart ass

    3 vote(s)
  5. (_?_) Dumb ass

    1 vote(s)
  6. (_-$_) Cheap ass

    0 vote(s)
  7. (_) Half ass

    0 vote(s)
  8. (_:_) 2 holed ass

    0 vote(s)
  9. (Mom)(__) Tattooed ass

    1 vote(s)
  10. ( * * ) Ass with dimples/( . . ) Ass with pimples

    1 vote(s)
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  1. jamhead

    jamhead Unknown Legend

    the following emoticon shows a "NORMAL" ass.
    (_!_) A regular ass

    but since none of us at IGT is NORMAL, we need to know what kind of abnormality does each of you have in their nether region of your anatomy.

    so choose from the poll options, the ass that matches yours.
  2. shsnawada

    shsnawada Cyborgs & Pasta

    Which poll?
  3. UjSen

    UjSen *#!EVIL*!!

    One of the reasons i added u in my list for who i wanna meet or see
    ur sooo unpredictable
    i thought u were some serious guy...................
  4. jamhead

    jamhead Unknown Legend

    variety is the spice of life.

    i try to add variety in the sort of threads i come up with.
    which goes pretty well with all the variety of asses IGT-ers possess.

    so quickly cast your votes - this is an INvisible poll - so in case yours is tatooed or two holed, dont fear. The point is to know the "ass-distribution" of IGT members.
  5. shsnawada

    shsnawada Cyborgs & Pasta

    Where's the scizophrenic ass option? (as ujsen implied, jamhead would fit into that)
  6. jamhead

    jamhead Unknown Legend

    and here's the joke that inspired this anally retentive thread -

    Need to describe your ass or someone else's over the Internet but want it to be visual? Well, how about some "assicons"? Here goes:

    (_!_) A regular ass

    (__!__) A fat ass

    (__)(__) A "wide load" ass

    (!) A tight ass

    (_*_) A sore ass

    {_!_} A swishy ass

    (_o_) An ass that's been around

    (_x_) Kiss on the ass

    (_X_) Leave my ass alone

    (_zzz_) A tired ass

    (_E=mc2_) A smart ass

    (_?_) Dumb ass

    (_Lame_) Lame ass

    (_jack_) Jackass

    (_-$_) Cheap ass

    (_0_) A Prison ass

    (_) Half ass

    (®^®) Registered ass

    (__|___) Lop sided ass

    (_:_) 2 holed ass

    (_O_) Cavernous ass (an ass that's REALLY been around)

    (Mom)(__) Tattooed ass

    (_)||(_) ****ed ass

    ()() Ass print on a window

    ( * * ) Ass with dimples

    ( . . ) Ass with pimples

    (_X X_) A kicked ass

    (_%_) An average ass

    (_$_) A rich ass

    [_!_] A hard ass

    btw, in case your ass type isnt on the poll options but you see it in the above list, then request the mods/admins/lord neo to add your ass type to the list.
  7. death_metal_fan

    death_metal_fan oh goody, it's a woody!

    Talk about IGT going downhill...
  8. UjSen

    UjSen *#!EVIL*!!

    there was a guys signature with
    different sort off b**bs should i post that???????
  9. jamhead

    jamhead Unknown Legend

    i chose the E=mc^2 ass option.
    cos extreme talent (er.. Beautiful Minds) and scizophrenia often go hand in hand.

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I am a skit-zo-phre-niac
    and so am I !!!!
  10. jamhead

    jamhead Unknown Legend

    it isnt... its going up the.. er nevermind.
  11. UjSen

    UjSen *#!EVIL*!!

  12. Loopy Fruit

    Loopy Fruit New Member

    And what exactly are you going to do with the result of this poll?

    Lemme guess.

    Shove it up your hoo-hah??
  13. jamhead

    jamhead Unknown Legend

    something about you loopy fruit, perhaps your monkier, makes us think that yiou are prolly the fat-wide load OR lopsided ass type. let us know if we are wrong.

    btw, i plan to acution the result of this poll at Southbies and not shove it up anyone's hoo-hah
  14. Loopy Fruit

    Loopy Fruit New Member

    Man you're good.

    I feel like sitting on you so you'd be nothing but pulp.
  15. Loopy Fruit

    Loopy Fruit New Member

    Had the poll been a multi-choice one, the purpose would have been solved.
  16. jamhead

    jamhead Unknown Legend

    now i know that you are indeed fat assed.:beer:

    btw, i feel like JAMming your HEAD up your hoo-hah.

    ps: if you dont like the thread, leave it but dont ruin it by fight-mongering.
  17. Loopy Fruit

    Loopy Fruit New Member

    I read that as JAMHEAD up my hoo-hah.


    *the beer thingie*
  18. jamhead

    jamhead Unknown Legend

    which prolly is cos you are of ass type #5 in the poll options.
  19. Loopy Fruit

    Loopy Fruit New Member

    No, u were correct earlier on. See, I even voted.

    *again that beer thing*
  20. jamhead

    jamhead Unknown Legend

    wizard, how come u havent posted in such an interesting thread?
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