child troll :P

Discussion in 'Funny Emails, Jokes, SMS's, Videos' started by nandy0894, Nov 17, 2012.

  1. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    Little Johnnie sees his Daddy's car passing the play-ground and go into the woods.

    Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane in a 'Passionate Embrace'.

    Johnnie finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly.

    "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane layed down on the seat, then Daddy.."

    At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnnie, this is such an interesting story. Suppose you save the rest of it for suppertime. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

    At the dinner table, Mommy asks Johnnie to tell his story, so Johnnie starts his story, describing the car into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and...

    "...then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the army.":)
     
  2. horsesmouth

    horsesmouth Active Member

    haha...
    pati fauj mein biwi mauj mein..
    one reason why i'm quitting shipping!

    JK
     
  3. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    haha:p: ..dont quit man..girls literally drool over men in uniform :p
     
  4. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    Look at the flip side - you away from home for long spells.
    Means you get to experience the "mauj" angle.
    And that too in different countries.
    ;)
     
  5. mermaid

    mermaid New Member

    Yeah horsey learn from the ALPHA i dont know Male / femal,e he / she, does the same so he /she is helping others with these kind of advices.

    but one thing horsey if u r in Navy, yes women droooool on men with uniforms. iam sure u must facing a lot of mob around u when u walk with uniform :)
     
  6. horsesmouth

    horsesmouth Active Member

    mauj...not exactly, I never really liked doing it without an emotional attachment... my colleagues and seniors used to think I'm a sissy.. Plus, I never binged, I'm a veggie. Overall, not really suited for the job.

    Don't know if anybody cares, but here's an anecdote:
    In china, I went out with a couple of friends. I didn't know they wanted to go to a bar. Soon, I realized my mistake. Too late, they started forcing me to drink and do girls. And threaten. I was new, outside for the first time, and didn't know what to do.
    They even pimped a girl to me. Tired, I finally took her to a room. There, when she started stripping, I told her, I have a girlfriend and I don't mean to do anything to you. Just tell the others that I was awesome in bed. Later, she was all tears and praising me to her chinese girls.

    I don't know whether I should have gone with them, or agreed to take her to a room, or do anything or not, but I really spent 40$ for nothing.

    In the end, I made the mistake of confessing to my girlfriend, who in turn humiliated me in public, for that.

    Disgusting. All I learnt was nobody can force you to do anything you consider immoral.

    I was in a college which had other branches (IT, ET, ELEX, but no mechanical). We were the only ones with the physical prowess.

    And we used to show-off pretty much dadagiri when in college. :D
    Full on uniform advantage...every marine engg student had atleast one girlfriend in the college. We were the first preferences...
    hhahah...
     
  7. I love little jonney

    u cant minlge with girls cause u have a Horses-mouth if u had a human one ..u sure would have taken the chinkey ..chinkey's are soft ;)
     
  8. rickkkyrich

    rickkkyrich Guest

    That is a grave mistake indeed..
     
  9. horsesmouth

    horsesmouth Active Member

    hehe yeah! I figured some lies are better than the truth..

    eeks...she had rotten teeth, because, I don't know, maybe excessive smoking?
     
  10. rickkkyrich

    rickkkyrich Guest

    The Japs coming to my office stinks like hell... donno if they ever brush their teeth...
     
  11. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    The most likely cause is that they don't drink water regularly.

    The same reason why most girls actually have a stinker mouth (and they try to control that by popping mints).
    Of course I don't need to give the reason why most girls avoid drinking water.
     
  12. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    thtas completely illogical!
     
  13. horsesmouth

    horsesmouth Active Member

    ??What's the reason?
     
  14. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    it spoils their lipgloss
     
  15. horsesmouth

    horsesmouth Active Member

    ^then I totally agree.

    I have seen innumerable girls who love music and want to play guitar, but won't even touch it because they have to cut their fingernails.

    True, nandy?
     
  16. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    :p:
    ..guitar is a seperate issueand drinking water is another..now i wont stop drinking water if ive appplied a gloss for heaven's sake
     
  17. horsesmouth

    horsesmouth Active Member

    ^ I'll tell you what girls do:

    1. Not play guitar due to fingernails.
    2. Not dance in marriages, etc. due to make-up/foundation, etc. etc.
    3. Touch-up every five minutes, one of the most irritating, probably funny things to see.

    I honestly haven't seen them not drinking water, but considering all of the above, I don't rule that out as a possibility. After all, you can survive a few hours of thirst if you're that serious about your lip-gloss.
     
  18. rickkkyrich

    rickkkyrich Guest

    and they say women are mysterious ... sigh !
     
  19. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    What! you gentlefolks have never been long enough with women or what?
    They don't like to drink water so that they don't get the unexpected urge to pee in nondescript places.

    Nandy - what illogical?
    You don't believe that drinking less water leads to halitosis?
    Or that women avoid drinking water because of the above reason?
     
  20. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    okay let me tell u that it isnt true! in most of the cases though..

    i play guitar..i cut my fingenails..
    and i dance like crazy in marriages, not caring one bit about the make up..
    and touch up is honestly funny..but i guess..i dont do it..
     

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