Challenge to all Shayar

Many love story start with romance and end up in nightmare.

Now lets start a game. First rules-
1. The poem should be of 2 or 4 lines(HINDI or ENGLISH)
2. The first or the second line(depending on the length of the poem) should be romantic.
3.And the last lines should be something refering to disgust, anger, hatred blah.....

Now for example

Tumhara chera hai moti ke saman (Comon say WAH WAH)
Tumhara chera hai moti ke saman
Are yaar,
Moti to mere kutte ka naam.

How's that? Lets see the most romantic and unromantic shayar of IGT

 

No one's interested in this????

Let me post few-
When I sleep I see only you
Your hair are black and eyes blue
But whatever i'm saying now is 100% true
U are the ugliest girl i ever knew

 

Now a common one-
Door se dekha to
Hema malini baal jhad rehi thi
Paas akar dekha to Gae
Poonch hila rahi thi:

 

I love u
I love u
I hate u
I hate u

 

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As good as it gets...Whate Suthol man..!

 

Notty lad ur really notty

 

^I love your siggy. Reminds me of my kindergarden days.

 

here's something i composed right now --

Its time to say those 3 words to you
Hard to tell ya, but its really true
I am all shy and out of the blue
O how do I say, that I hate you

 

Cool wild rose. Loved it.

 

Now chech this out

When I see ur eyes
I see deepblue skies
But When i see ur red lips
I feel to spit on it :

 

Lovely, beautiful , and my only wife,
Marrying you, screwed up my life...