Can we post Non Veg Jokes

Discussion in 'The ChitChat Lounge' started by awaz_bass, Apr 14, 2005.

  1. awaz_bass

    awaz_bass Don't mistake for F*RT

    Moderators can we post Non Veg Jokes here...??
     
  2. DrSaurabh

    DrSaurabh Wh@+s Up D0C

    u cant post words like S e x, f u c k, a d u l t, s e x y......so stay clear of them when u do :p: or find ways to post em like that^^
     
  3. Subhro

    Subhro Argentina lost :"(

    ^^ tht was a gr8 non veg jk :p:
     
  4. awaz_bass

    awaz_bass Don't mistake for F*RT

    BeWare Non Veg Joke

    Folks what follows is a pure non-veg joke, read @ ur own risk.....
    MPAA ratng for A, R n everything....
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    Sardar found answer to most difficult question ever - What comes first
    - the
    chicken or the egg ?

    O yaar, jiska order pahele dooge, vo ayega !!!


    ( ;) - Chicken N Egg
    Pure Non Veg Joke
    :rock: :shutup: :ar:
    :sorry:
     
  5. Subhro

    Subhro Argentina lost :"(

    :RollLol: klpd :grin:
     
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  6. cool_is_rule

    cool_is_rule Lead Guitarist

    Lols, KLPD

    cOoL iS :rule:
     
  7. DrSaurabh

    DrSaurabh Wh@+s Up D0C

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww klpd????? double eww
     
  8. Nayan

    Nayan .:Humblebee Jumble:.

    general gas...

    That was cool... heard it after a long time... repping you for that...:)

    Taking about chicken... Some interesting gas about chicken definition...

    It is an animal that is eaten before it is born and after it is dead...
     
  9. BIG_EVIL

    BIG_EVIL Guitaring Machine

    gooooooood 1
     
  10. harini

    harini Hameer Kalyani

    wat is klpd?
     
  11. Subhro

    Subhro Argentina lost :"(

    :shock: and i thot me was da only 1 who reppd ppl for all da silly reasons. nywayz thnx ..do it more often .. :p:
    erm.. thts non-veg.. n sumthin u neednt wry abt coz it aint gona hapn 2 u evr .. evr.. :NoNo:... :locked:... :boxed:... :slap:

    i got n awesome collection of vry shrt non veg pjs.. its calld da seasons best collections but i wont post thm here.. i don wana get ny red dots :grin:.. nybdy wants thm pm me .. :grin:
     
  12. Nayan

    Nayan .:Humblebee Jumble:.

    Will do mate and you keep coming up with all these silly things often... :beer:

    You can watch the movie Monsoon Weddings with english subtitles... or you can check the urban dictionary(www.urbandictionary.com).
     
  13. aysh

    aysh -|h3 ori9in4| (ui!aris-|-

    hey ppl i and a couple of my frnz in college made a play titled 'KLPD' .. he haa
     
  14. rockin'away

    rockin'away Banned

    nice stuff here!
     
  15. propellerhead

    propellerhead Banned

    yea rt as if u dont know :) :p:
     
  16. Subhro

    Subhro Argentina lost :"(

    :Laughing:
    man.. hr u been propellerhead ?? :)
    missd ya.. :)
    need sum points ?? :p:
     
  17. rizaaj

    rizaaj Forum Leader

    lolz.. KLPD...?? lolz.. jus looked in urbandictionary...

    oh man.. how can you miss Propellerhead.. if you ever miss him again then goto the shop and view the "theif" 's history....
     
  18. Subhro

    Subhro Argentina lost :"(

    he he he:)
    nice joke rizaaj.. :) a veg 1 :)
     
  19. 6string_addict

    6string_addict * Addicted Guitarist * <img src="http://www.indian

    hi frnds..
    hwz abt this...

    Little Johnny's father was a pastor in a small church. One day, his father told Little Johnny that a very important bishop was coming and that he would be staying with them.
    Little Johnny became very excited and asked his father if he would get to meet him. His father thought about this and decided that he would let Little Johnny bring the bishop tea in the morning and wake him up. Little Johnny agreed to do this and was very excited.
    His father gave him instructions: first, knock on the door of the bishop’s room and then say to him, "It's the boy, my Lord, it's time to get up."
    Little Johnny was very excited and rehearsed his lines repeating them over and over. Finally the day came and Little Johnny had learned all his lines. He went to the door and knocked.
    He was so excited and nervous though that his lines got mixed up and the boy said, "It's the Lord, my boy, and your time is up!"
     
  20. 6string_addict

    6string_addict * Addicted Guitarist * <img src="http://www.indian

    Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
    Answer: Princess Diana's death.!!!!!!
    Question: How come??????????
    Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling) followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This is sent to you by an American, using Bill Gates's technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that use Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.

    That, my friends, is Globalization !!!
     

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