Discussion in 'The ChitChat Lounge' started by awaz_bass, Apr 14, 2005.
Moderators can we post Non Veg Jokes here...??
u cant post words like S e x, f u c k, a d u l t, s e x y......so stay clear of them when u do : or find ways to post em like that^^
^^ tht was a gr8 non veg jk :
BeWare Non Veg Joke
Folks what follows is a pure non-veg joke, read @ ur own risk.....
MPAA ratng for A, R n everything....
Sardar found answer to most difficult question ever - What comes first
chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pahele dooge, vo ayega !!!
( - Chicken N Egg
Pure Non Veg Joke
:rock: :shutup: :ar:
:RollLol: klpd :grin:
cOoL iS :rule:
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww klpd????? double eww
That was cool... heard it after a long time... repping you for that...
Taking about chicken... Some interesting gas about chicken definition...
It is an animal that is eaten before it is born and after it is dead...
wat is klpd?
:shock: and i thot me was da only 1 who reppd ppl for all da silly reasons. nywayz thnx ..do it more often .. :
erm.. thts non-veg.. n sumthin u neednt wry abt coz it aint gona hapn 2 u evr .. evr.. :NoNo:... :locked:... :boxed:... :slap:
i got n awesome collection of vry shrt non veg pjs.. its calld da seasons best collections but i wont post thm here.. i don wana get ny red dots :grin:.. nybdy wants thm pm me .. :grin:
Will do mate and you keep coming up with all these silly things often... :beer:
You can watch the movie Monsoon Weddings with english subtitles... or you can check the urban dictionary(www.urbandictionary.com).
hey ppl i and a couple of my frnz in college made a play titled 'KLPD' .. he haa
nice stuff here!
yea rt as if u dont know :
man.. hr u been propellerhead ??
need sum points ?? :
lolz.. KLPD...?? lolz.. jus looked in urbandictionary...
oh man.. how can you miss Propellerhead.. if you ever miss him again then goto the shop and view the "theif" 's history....
he he he
nice joke rizaaj.. a veg 1
hwz abt this...
Little Johnny's father was a pastor in a small church. One day, his father told Little Johnny that a very important bishop was coming and that he would be staying with them.
Little Johnny became very excited and asked his father if he would get to meet him. His father thought about this and decided that he would let Little Johnny bring the bishop tea in the morning and wake him up. Little Johnny agreed to do this and was very excited.
His father gave him instructions: first, knock on the door of the bishop’s room and then say to him, "It's the boy, my Lord, it's time to get up."
Little Johnny was very excited and rehearsed his lines repeating them over and over. Finally the day came and Little Johnny had learned all his lines. He went to the door and knocked.
He was so excited and nervous though that his lines got mixed up and the boy said, "It's the Lord, my boy, and your time is up!"
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.!!!!!!
Question: How come??????????
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling) followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This is sent to you by an American, using Bill Gates's technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that use Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.
That, my friends, is Globalization !!!
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