C Monkey

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  1. vishwa_81us

    vishwa_81us Banned

    Hi All,

    For Techies out here...

    A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper, "I'll have a C monkey please." The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. He fit a collar and leash, handed it to the customer,saying that'll be $5000." The customer paid and walked out with his monkey.

    Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said,"That was a very expensive monkey. Why did it cost so much?" The shopkeeper answered,"Ah, that monkey can program in C very fast, tight code, no bugs, well worth the money."

    The tourist looked at the monkey in another cage. "That one's even more expensive! $10,000!what does it do?" "Oh, that one's a C++ monkey;it can manage object-oriented programming, Visual C++, even some Java. All the really useful stuff," said the shopkeeper.

    The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in a cage of its own. The price tag around its neck read $50,000. The tourist gasped to the shopkeeper, "That one costs more than all the others put together! What on earth does it do?"

    The shopkeeper replied, "Well, I haven't actually seen it doing anything, but the other monkeys call him the project manager."

    vishwa :cool:
  2. jekyll

    jekyll Banned

    ^ :RollLol:
  3. vishwa_81us

    vishwa_81us Banned

  4. anshphenomenon

    anshphenomenon Rape me :boff:

    that was awesome!!

    btw where were u dude all these days..
    i missed ur threads... :p:
  5. vishwa_81us

    vishwa_81us Banned

    thanx ansh for liking my threads... well i also missed u all and IGT... now i m back again...
  6. shak

    shak Harrr!

    this one reminds me of another one .. on similar track ..

    bill: *complaining* .. and then he just sacked me!!
    bob: .. why? just because the project manager thought you were idiling and standing in the office doing nothin but hands on your back and yawn on your face? ..
    bill: .. yeah .. but actually he thought i was tryin to take his place ...
  7. vishwa_81us

    vishwa_81us Banned

    ^^^ good one..

    hey any project managers in IGT ??????
  8. the_wizard

    the_wizard Omega == God

    Difference b\w Data and Information!

    "362436" --> Data

    "36-24-36" --> Information !!

  9. vishwa_81us

    vishwa_81us Banned

    wizzy u r really a good engineer.. that was an informative post

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