Boys VS Girls : Shayari War

mohtaram aab.. zaara iss paar gaur farmaiyega



itni jaaldi humpar mehrbaan ho gaye woh

kissi ki koshish ka shikaar ho gaye woh

arre jaiye jaaiye kiss baat par garur karti hain

aise insaanon par hum khud nahin marte hain..

 

badi kaatil adaa hai unki...
ke pehle kehte hai farmaao gaur..
hum jab aa jate hai pass..
to hum se kehte hai..jaayiye kahi aur..

 

yeh toh kashish hain jo katilana hain

app toh qatal karti hain

hum sochte the ke ki app gulaab hain.

aap toh kaante ki tarah chubti hain.

 

manaa ke humko ko guroor hai...
itraate bhi hum jaroor hai...
par ye to bass adaayen hai tumhe paane ki..
hum ko na samz pana aapki bhool hai..

 

itni bhi jaaldi kya hain samjhane ki

puri umr paadi hain..

abhi toh line pai aaye ho

abhi line maarne ki paadi hain..




(christ i never knew i'm good at this shayari thingy)

 

pyaar me wo hum ko gulaab kehte hai..
tarste hothon ki sharaab kehte hai...
zagdaa kare to nazar aate hai kaate
fir chubhan ki baate wo janaab karte hai...

 

aap umr bhar line maarte rehnaa
milegaa nahi mere dil ka sign
jaraa control rakho apne upar
warnaa bharnaa padega aap ko fine..

 

Bahut mehnga padega aapko yeh kehna

ho sakta hain zindaibhar padega is baat par rona

Ajii control toh administrator kiya karte hain

Hum toh software engnieeer hain .. control kya

Ctrl + alt + del .. kar denge..

 

Yeh pyaar nahin aapka waham ..


Dil paar laga hua ek zakhm hain


aur aise chuban ko hum seh jaayenge

baas yahin ek baat hum chupkhe se keh jaayenge..

"excuse me.. do u have odomos .. ur bitting me a lot" ???

 

thats good....

aap ctrl + alt + delete karte rehnaa
abb to alt + f4 ki bhi chalegi command nahi
aap ka computer(dil) to p1 se bhi thakelaa maal hai
iss ko raddi ke dukaan pe bhi demand nahi...

 

P1 kya hum toh 8086 ko bhi chala de..

aisa ASM code ke likhe ki zaamane ko bhi hila de


Aur cltr +alt +del ki baat karti hain aap..

ek baar aap muskra de toh ..

aap ke liye puri nayi command documentry bana de ..


(u can't win nimisha,.. i'm totally content now.. i need to have a break cause i'm creaming you hard..... be right back in 10 min. )

 

aapka ASM code aapki tarah hi corrupt hai
aap chaahe to aapka comp ko roboot karwa denge
window se zaakna band karo hamare dil me
warnaa AK 47 se (aapki)trouble(ko)shoot karwaa denge..

(hope to continue this later.. having too much of fun.. its hard to imagine those comp words for me..but still trying..u r gr8 sharad)

 

^^ windows toh chichore use karte hain...

hum toh linux walle hain...


aK 47 ki kya jarorat hain..

itni ghatiya shayri par toh insaan khud hi maar jaate hain.

 

elaaan aapne kiya hain ..

anjaam hum denge...

tarase jaayenge humaare deedaar ko hajoor

aise yaad hum denge ... !!!

(just wanted to post it like this ... and sorry guys in public for my last stupid and absurd post in this thread... )..

 

khaamiya hoti hai har insaan me
par khamiyon se ubharne wale chunindaa hote hai
har insaan karta hai galti
par maaf unhe karte hai, jo sharmindaa hote hai

frankly, its ur freedom of speech... u can comment anything on my shayari..
so keep no regrets..!

 

yeh silsila yun bhi toh chal sakta hai,
ki is thread ka matlab kutchh badal sakta hai
waqt ko barbaad na karein khushi ke dushmano se.....................(ego, anger, stuff)
har lafz ko sajaa de dosti ke gehno se
mile jo ek zindagi usko sawaara jaaye toh
har ek pal ko dil se khush hokar guzaara jaaye toh
har ghum ki andhi ko halki hawa ka jhoka banakar,
har taraf bigde suron ko sahi sargam mein sajaa kar
shayad zindagi ka sahi matlab paaya ja sakta hai

guzaar di woh zindagi ladai jhagdon mein
to kyun jeeyein,gar jeeye sirf tukdon mein
agar kisi aur ke hothon par muskurahat laane ka jazba na hua
toh khudi mein jeena bhi kya jeena hua.
dosti ka haath agay badha kar
kisi insaan ke dil mein apne liye jagah bana kar
shayad aap kutchh zindagi badal do
apne hone ke matlab ko ek khoobsurat ehsaas mein badal do
mauka ab bhi hai aur rahega
meri dosti ka tohfa aapke aathon ka intezaar karega
par shart hai ik chhoti si is tohfe par
puri kar sako toh hi apna haq samajhna is par
issay aagay kisi aur ko zarroor dena
apna naam ka noor jodkar iski roshni agay bikher dena
ab aapke jawaab ka intezaar karte hain is ummeed ke saath
ki na karke waqt barbaad aap samjh jaaoge yeh si chhoti baat.

 

shukriya is tawajub ke liye....

now back from office..

and in ur reply i can say

"
galtiyan hum se na hoti toh hum insaan na hote

maaf tum na karte te toh tum bhagwaan na hote

agar yeh thread yahin ruk jaata.....

toh aap humse pareshaan kaise na hote " ..

 

shukriya is tawajub ke liye....

now back from office..

and in ur reply i can say

"
galtiyan hum se na hoti toh hum insaan na hote

maaf tum na karte te toh tum bhagwaan na hote

agar yeh thread yahin ruk jaata.....

toh aap humse pareshaan kaise na hote " ..

 

dil toota hain sachay aaashiq ka
ghar basta hai jhootay pyaar ka
ladai zagda chod dho issi may chuppa hain dil ka tootna or ghar ka basna

 

doctor ko marij
marij ko doctor ki jarooraat hain
aray ladkiyon
doctor doctor khelna ladko ki bachpan ki aadat hain