Boys VS Girls : Shayari War

tum ladkiyan to humse jyada smart ho..
agar smart ho to phir kyun hamein nahi samajh paati ho..
bas ek haan kehne mein puri zindagi laga deti ho..
aur hamein smartness ki baatein sikhati ho..

 

agar hum dil yun hi de de..
to kaise samzoge tum ke.. dil dhadkne ka mazaa kya hai...
agar hum der nahi lagayenge...
to kaise samzoge tum ke.. yu tadapne ka mazaa kya hai...

 

tadpate ho tumhi hamen aur kehte ho kyun izhaar nahi karte..
rulate ho tumhi hamen aur kehte ho kyun nahi tum ho rote...
chupate ho tumhi humse aur kehte ho kyun nahi try karte..
tumhi hi bataoo ladkyion kya hum shakal se ullu hain dikhte..

 

ullu ho ya lallu.. ye to tum hi abb maano...
karnaa kya hai humse, tum hi pehchano...
agar tumhe aate nahi.. pyar ke tarike...
to uskaa dosh.. kyu hum.. ladkiyon ko jaano...

 

kabhi hamare kareeb aake dekhiye
hamari dhadkanon mein kiska naam hai..
Kabhi hamare lavon ko chum kar to dekhiye..
isme kiski khusboo hai..
Kabhi hamare bahon mein aake to dekhiye..
inme kiska intezaar hai..
Kabhi aapne aankhon ko baand karke to dekhiye..
unme kiski tasveer hai..

 

that was bit off topic... but can reply to that...

aapki baahon me jane kitne intezaar dikhe..
aapki dhdkanon me bahot se naam dikhe... (rina, tina sheena..many more)
jab aakhen band ki humne, aapko sochte huye..
hazzaron gopiyaan aur aap unke shyaam dikhe..

 

OFFTOPIC :shock:

 

^^^y u edited that... i was just gonna answer to..

 

^^^ i thot.. u didn't like it.. anyway tum reply do.. hum tumhare reply ka reply denge..

 

Chalo isi bahane aap hamari bahon mein to aayeeen
Sadiyon ki pyaas aab jake hai bujh paayeeee..
Aap hamari wafa ko samajhne mein chuuk gayeen
dhadakte dil ke ubalte jasbaat ko dekh nahi paayeen..


this one is not good. :

 

tere dil ke aasmaan me.. bass main hi ek chaand..
na ho kisi aur chandani ka naam-o-nishaan..
agar tune samaayaa kisi aur taare ko..
hum bhi dhundh lenge, koi dusaraa aasmaan..

 

tum itna bataoo kaise tumhe hum apne pyar ka yakeen dilayen..
ek baar baas ek baar haan kar do.. kaho to dil cheer ke dikhlayen..
tumse aur tumhari shayari se hui hamein bepanah mahobbat hai...
sach pucho to Nimisha hamein tumhari aur tumhe hamari zaroorat hai..

 

now thats called open flirting....

apun ke bi dil ka taaka tere se bhidelaa hai.... bhidu..
apun ke khayalon ka station..tere hi uppar adelaa hai..bhidu
tuze bhi apun mangata hai..apun ko bhi tu maangata hai..
maa kasam apnaa thinking..ek saath judelaa hai..

 

well i can open flirt too

zindagi bas tera naam leti hai nimisha
bas tujhe hi pukarti hai
abey jaldi se maan jao
warna mujhe bhi dant ti hai

and btw srry tht iam coming in between u two vishwa and nimisha but wht can i do today is my birthday so i feel gr8

 

yes ayaad....
its ur birthday....so i wont fight wit u... n give u full permission to flirt...
lol... have a blast...

@guys...
agar flirt aap kar sakte hai... to jaanlo..ki hum ladkiyaan bhi kuch kam nahi..
jo hame mud ke dekhne pe majboor na kar sake.. aisi sitiyon me kuch dum nahi..
hum ko pataana hai to bade andaazon ke saath pataao...
aisi aaltu-faaltu chizon se pat jaaye..itne saadhe to hum nahi...

 

jo tum mere naam liye ghumoge sare bazar gali kuche
pathar se na maare koi awara pagal samjhke
is naam ka matlab jane har koi
kitni benaam hai woh ladki kya jane koi? :

 

could anyone pls amend it
i made it when i was studing in matric

ishq ney terey mujhe shair bana diya
kabhi na bujhne wali fire bana diya
phirta raha teri yaad mein koocha koocha gali gali
kabhi na rukney wala tire bana diya

once i decided to ammend it like

ishq ney terey mujhe shair bana diya
kabhi na bujhne wali fire bana diya
phirta raha teri yaad mein koocha koocha gali gali
(any rikshaw driver name)ameer khan ke rikshaw ka tire bana diya

 

ok one try from my side.. to add sumthing to that..

Tere pyar ne mujhe fata hua tyre bana diya..
Kahan sach bolta tha aab liar bana diya..
Pehle padta likhta tha.. ab sala ek shayar bana diya..
Tere pyar ne mujhe fata hua tyre bana diya..

 

tere isi aada pe to apun ka di ho gaya hai fidaa chamiya..
aailaa ye kya.. tune bhi apun ko maan liya hai apne dil ka piya..
kya setting hui hai aapni yaar is IGT ke website mein..
kasam aamchi mumbai ki baas baaki hai tere ko milna real life mein..

 

@bava n vishwaa.. that was kool..

n now reply to vishwaa..

jaldi se apni date fix kara le. intezaar me hum horelaa bore...
apni patang koi aur kaatle.. usske pehle pakdle tu apun ki dor..

chalo pyaar ke chakke- chauke maar ke badhade lovescore..
one day me finish kar le proposal.. test match nahi mangataa more..