Discussion in 'Funny Emails, Jokes, SMS's, Videos' started by nandy0894, Feb 16, 2012.

  1. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    1. Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. The blond with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."

    2. At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. 'No woman,' said one man, scornfully, 'can keep a secret.'

    'I don't know about that,' answered a blonde woman guest. 'I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one.'

    'You'll let it out some day,' the man insisted.

    'I hardly think so!' responded the blonde lady. 'When a woman has kept a secret for twenty-seven years, she can keep it forever.'

    3. A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to dye her hair so she would look like a brunette. Once she was finished and her hair was brown, she decided to take a drive in the country.

    After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,

    "Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"
    She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,
    "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"
    The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.

    The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."

    The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.

    Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.

    "If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"
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  2. rickkkyrich

    rickkkyrich Guest

    blondes will be blondes :]
  3. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    But they turn me on.
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  4. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    who doesn't?
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  5. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    haha true :p
  6. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    animals ...?
  7. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    hahaha not too sure :p
  8. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    personal experience?
  9. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    observation :)

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