Best Pick-Up Line (Guys n Ladies - must see)

I have found this in some other forums and thought it will be interesting..
It'll be an excercise that will tell how well Guys know ladies and vice-versa...

["Guys" will post their pick-up lines and Ladies can rate the best pick-up line posted so far...]

(** Don't tell me now that this is an old thought....**)

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Pickup lines are often viewed as cliche, pathetic attempts to pick up a lady in a bar or cafe. Many women have heard all the lines before and when a common line is sent their way it may actually lower their impression of you.

So lets be innovative....

I'll Start first (this is a old trick though)....

Let's assume there are no other empty chairs at All Ladies table. Walk up to them with an extra chair in your hand and put it down beside them. Point to it and say simply, "Pardon me ladies, is this seat taken?"

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well my this guy in my class told us these.....they aint that gud

boy says to girl
'y dont u sit on my lap and then we will talk about the first thing that pops up' :

 

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word

 

this one is really used a lot..

Do you believe in love at first sight? If not, I'll walk by again.

 

Old one but good one

 

Man... no guys out here with good pick up line..
No' one's good @ flirting hann

 

a friend came in a campervan to office... when this other bloke said to her...

"Come on then lets put the kettle on in the back of the van"... it did not work the way it was supposed to but then we got a tea atleast...

 

@rockyboy.. u r still under 18 : gona hav 2 ask preetha 2 keep an eye on u :

ok.. this guy goes 2 a bar and sees a beautiful grl with lots of airs..
he takes a drink with ice n sits beside her..
thn picks up da ice from his drink drops it 2 da floor n smahes it with his boot n says..
'Now tht i hav crushed da ice can we get 2 kno each othr' :

 

Good one subhro

 

that a good one subhro...did it work for ya??

this traditional pick up line always works..

"I think I've see u some where"..
"main ne aap ko kahin dekha hai...."
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Yeh it works (always pisses off girls)..
Hhahahahahhah

 

ummmmmm....ma pick up line?...hmmm...simple...."hi i m dhaval, and u r?

 

reminds me of a classic DD serial from eons ago..
guy: "Y. I. Yogi!"
girl: "thats your problem!"

 

hmm

here is mine:

hi, am sorry but i juss lost my phone num.

gal: wat??

i juss lost my phone num?? can i get urs?

 

https://www.goodquotes.com/pickuplines.htm
https://linesthataregood.com/
https://dan.hersam.com/lists/pickup.html

 

hahahahaha...are u serious.......if i was a gurl i would laugh ma arse off...lolz no offense bro....

 

@victor_slash - tha' was the best one dude ...

 

OK guys, Here are my fav. pick up lines. Use them but dont tell me if you get bitchslapped ( cant help it, you do get uptight, insecure chicks sometimes.)

the rule: be cocky and funny.

1) Looking at the chick's watches, says this.....

"i didnt know Rolex made plastic watches!" :

2) Looking at the chick's bag , say this.....

"Whao! wats up wid dat big bag .....are you carrying gun in there?"

3) Looking at the Sandals or watever she has wore....say....

"Whoa! Wats up wid dat 6 inches heal, are you like 4 foot 4 widout them?"

4) this is from my guru the great DP :nw: ....

u: "hey lady, Can you gimme your address and phone no.?"
her: hello? why?
u: "i just saw you and banged my head on dat pole, insurance dept. need ur details to help me out!'

dat was classic.

5) this 1 frm my another playboy punjabi dude,....generally, he appraoches gurls on pubs.....u might get surprised wat pick up line he uses .....and gets laid.....

all he says to a gurl is......




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"hey, wat are you drinking?"....dats it....next thing i see is ...he is wid dat babe on the hot dance floor.

Enjoy!

 

Pick up Line "Want some Indian in u tonight?"..

I used to use that line when I was in Melbourne...

 

This is the best way to ask a girl out: "Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like spaghetti, so lets go, u know??"

 

I asked a gal out once... I did it this way...

Was in the badminton courts...
So like, I went to her = "Wanna play with some other cock?"
She goes = "eh, What"
I go = "Nothin"
She goes = "Whatever..."
I go = "Want to eat something?"
She goes = "Sure"

ANd we ate... result after eats = Never walks in the same lane... HAHAHAHA