Beauty of English (erotica) - mail fwd

got this as a mail fwd today.

Ever noticed how deleting one word after the other in a sentence can lead to a nice story?

Here's an example:

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Oh John please don't touch me at all...! :NoNo:

Oh John please don't touch me at...! :slap:

Oh John please don't touch...! lease:

Oh John please don't...! :aggre:

Oh John please...! :annoyed:

Oh John..! :help:

Ohhh......!!!!!!!!!! :beer:

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all budding erotica poets/poetess' of igt can get some inspi.. :

:boxed:

 

Gud One!

Aha, now I understand wht U are doin so late.

 

^u r a erotically bright lad :
cheers!

 

But how do U come to know that?

Guys, stay away frm subhro. :

 

dude :shock: ....whoa