be strong!

Discussion in 'Funny Emails, Jokes, SMS's, Videos' started by nandy0894, Sep 11, 2012.

  1. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

    He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

    "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants ***, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

    To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
  2. rickkkyrich

    rickkkyrich Guest

  3. princysharma90

    princysharma90 New Member

    Lolz....That's too funny..... :p :D
  4. Super-Admin

    Super-Admin Administrator Staff Member

    Ewwww.. poor guy ! Nandy !!!!!
  5. mermaid

    mermaid New Member

    hahaha a very gud one!!!!!
  6. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    poor guy nandy?? ^_^ :p:
  7. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    i know ;) ..........
  8. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    Nandy's husband?

  9. bjr

    bjr Lady of the Evening


    that is all.
  10. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    nope, yours perhaps :/
  11. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    But I don't believe in marriages ...
  12. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    most of the people who are married don't believe in them. nothing surprising
  13. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    Perhaps indulging in wrong once makes them wise forever.
  14. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    "ab pachhtavat hot kya jab chidia chugh gayi khet"
  15. mermaid

    mermaid New Member

    @ Nandy ive got one more to go with it, Shaadi ka laddu khaye toh pachtaye nah khaye toh pachtaye, i hope that's correct :p just tried one im bad wid my hindi.....
  16. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    haha..yeah its right/.. ;)

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