Baap of all the PJ

found this in mail today..couldnt help putting it...:


Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?




Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette
another deadly answer. Scroll down a little



























Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette
If that was not enough, one more deadly answer.... scroll down



















Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)

"TIP TIP barsa Pani.

Pani ne aag lagayee."

us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".































If that was not enough, one more deadly answer.... scroll down




























Start praising one cigarette, The other will get jealous & "jalney lagega"
Searching for me.....I am also searching for the person who sent it to me!!!

 

lol i hate pj's!

 

old one.....

 

Ha, here is the n00 one then:

Start playing
G5 A#5 C5 ....

That will make "Smoke on the Water, Fire in the Sky"


Use this fire to light up your ciggies.






PS: Guess this IS the one reply that should be expected from all the guitarists.
Shame on you Abhi.

 

^^ ya man...thx for tht...**sobs **...khush....

 

lol .. how can u play the chords ?? (remember therez no guitar)

 

even worse::
Why does a dumb cat fall when walking?
coz D cat is dumb,it cnt MEW.So mew (coeficient of friction)'s 0.so it slips n falls...:shock:

 

loved it....!!!!
damn awesome!:beer:
but i did not understand the tip tip barse pani thing.....is it some song?????

 

:RollLol:
Did I ever say you need guitar to play chords?

You play your vocal chords for a change.









(Besides those are just 5th chords, actually it is wrong to call them chords: they are just intervals. Human vocal chords if practised well can generate 5th interval, I suppose, so it is possible. Thanx for reading this long blabber.)

 

Superb Post dude ...

 

:annoyed:

[mutter]Aaj kal ke bachhe..[/mutter]

Yes, it's a song.