Baap of all the PJ

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  1. abhimanjrekar

    abhimanjrekar ----> Zhol-Man<----

    found this in mail today..couldnt help putting it...:p:

    Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?

    Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette
    another deadly answer. Scroll down a little

    Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette
    If that was not enough, one more deadly answer.... scroll down

    Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)

    "TIP TIP barsa Pani.

    Pani ne aag lagayee."

    us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".

    If that was not enough, one more deadly answer.... scroll down

    Start praising one cigarette, The other will get jealous & "jalney lagega"
    Searching for me.....I am also searching for the person who sent it to me!!!
  2. lord_neo

    lord_neo Guest

    lol i hate pj's!
  3. the_wizard

    the_wizard Omega == God

    old one.....
  4. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    Ha, here is the n00 one then:

    Start playing
    G5 A#5 C5 ....

    That will make "Smoke on the Water, Fire in the Sky"

    Use this fire to light up your ciggies.

    PS: Guess this IS the one reply that should be expected from all the guitarists.
    Shame on you Abhi.
    sixstringsin and CrYpTiC_angel like this.
  5. abhimanjrekar

    abhimanjrekar ----> Zhol-Man<----

    ^^ ya man...thx for tht...**sobs **...khush....
  6. har1s

    har1s <b>Untitled</b>

    lol .. how can u play the chords ?? (remember therez no guitar)
  7. Hardik

    Hardik .:.:.:BoRn TaLenT:.:.:.

    even worse::
    Why does a dumb cat fall when walking?
    coz D cat is dumb,it cnt MEW.So mew (coeficient of friction)'s it slips n falls...:shock:
  8. uj_6string

    uj_6string Nickelodean Addict :D

    loved it....!!!!
    damn awesome!:beer:
    but i did not understand the tip tip barse pani it some song?????
  9. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    Did I ever say you need guitar to play chords?

    You play your vocal chords for a change.

    (Besides those are just 5th chords, actually it is wrong to call them chords: they are just intervals. Human vocal chords if practised well can generate 5th interval, I suppose, so it is possible. Thanx for reading this long blabber.)
  10. shantanukr

    shantanukr yEh DiL mAanGe m0rE

    Superb Post dude ... :)
  11. CrYpTiC_angel

    CrYpTiC_angel Rebelle!


    [mutter]Aaj kal ke bachhe..[/mutter]

    Yes, it's a song.
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