AJIT Love and hate sessions with the Baas! The Cast: Boss: Loin-King Ajit Rawbert: Ass-istant Mona: Darling Indian Jokes! The biggest collection of Indian jokes on the web! NEW! Nasty ***** Jokes The 'Non-veg' Indian stuff! Robert: Boss, Sona kahan hai ? (Where is the Gold?) Ajit: Kahin par bhi so jao Rawbert, hum to Mona ke saath soyenge! Rawbert: Boss, I've had twins! Mere dono bachchon ke liye koi naam bataiye... Ajit: Ek ka naam rakho Peter... Rawbert: Boss... aur doosre ka? Ajit: Repeater! Rawbert: Boss, mera teesra bachcha ho gaya, uska naam soch ke bataiye. Ajit: Peter, Repeater ke baad teesre ka naam Chang Lee. Rawbert: Teesre ka naam "Chang Lee" kyo boss? Ajit: Silly boy, iss duniya mein paida hone waalaa har teesra bachcha Chinese hota hai! Lily: Boss, mere ko twins hoey hain.. dono ladki ke liye koi naam suggest kijiye. Ajit: Very simple... ek ka naam rakho Kate... Lily: Aur doosre ka? Ajit: Dupli-Kate! Rawbert: Boss! Aaap ko kaun si teen chiz sabse jyada pasand hein? Ajit: Ek Mona, doosra Sona, aur tisra, Mona ke saath sona! Ajit: Rawbert,is ko microprocessor may daal do! Bit by bit mar jaayga gaa saala! Ajit: Rawbert, is ko liquid oxygen may daal do! Liquid issay jeenay nahi de gaa, oxygen issay marnay nahi de gaa! Ajit: Rawbert, Diana ko thoda khatta khila dayna, yeh Diana se dinasour ban ho jayegi, phir extinct bhi ho jaayegi! Ajit: Rawbert, isey thodi shampane pila do, paheley shame sey, phir pane sey mar jayegaa kameena. Ajit: Mona daarrling, tum Toni ke saath ghuumna band kar do, nahin to bahut MonaToni ho jayegee! Ajit: Maikal, ise liquid helium mein daal ke 440 V pass kar do. Phir yeh superconductor ban jaayega, aur zindagi bhar ticket kaat-ta reh jaayega! Maikal: Baaas, yeh aadmi to kuch bol hi nahin raha hai. Kya karen? Ajit: Ise revaalving chair mein daal do. Pata chal jaayega chakkar kya hai. Ajit: Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do. Rawbert: Magar kyoon baas? Ajit: Typing to nahi atee, kamsekam shaarthand to seekh legi. Rawbert: Boss, mission par kaise jaaoon, mujhe headache ho raha hai. Ajit: Abe bewakoof! Head ek ho ya do, kaam to karna hi padega. Rawbert: Boss, China se Mr.Hu aayee hain. Ajit: Goli maar do. Hu mar jaane par humor ban ke sab ko hasayenge. : :
Thanks Guys Thanks Folks, I will try n post some new ones soon. (? can we post non veg jokes here..?)
