a perfect software engineer

Discussion in 'Funny Emails, Jokes, SMS's, Videos' started by nandy0894, Feb 25, 2012.

  1. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    hahahahha....remind him again..maybe he din read ur "requirement" CAREFULLY..HAHA
     
  2. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    That's because we are all commissioned officers here!
    Lt. Morbid Angel leads the Bravo platoon

    I lead the Alpha team.

    We all report to our senior Company leader - Major BJR
     
  3. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member


    organization!! ........
     
  4. rickkkyrich

    rickkkyrich Guest

    It reminded me of an army joke ..
    Once A guy was telling about this girl Sue who disguised herself as a man and joined the army.
    "But, wait a minute," said his friend, "She'll have to dress with the boys and shower with them, too, won't she?"
    "Sure," replied the guy.
    "Well, won't they find out?"
    The guy shrugged. "Who's gonna tell?"
     
  5. rickkkyrich

    rickkkyrich Guest

    Being a senior Company leader you've got the entire army behind you ... It's gonna be tough.. But crying doesn't suits a senior Company leader..
     
  6. bjr

    bjr Lady of the Evening

    Damn right. Hoist your main sails, men. We're going in!




    *cue corny soft saxophone
     
  7. rickkkyrich

    rickkkyrich Guest

    “It is better to have a lion at the head of an army of sheep, than a sheep at the head of an army of lions” .. What are you?
     
  8. bjr

    bjr Lady of the Evening

    I thought I was lead actor in a logically inconsistent softcore pirate movie...?
     
  9. rickkkyrich

    rickkkyrich Guest

    Something like the bikini pirates? :p
     
  10. bjr

    bjr Lady of the Evening

    haha, I have no idea what that is about but the name does sound like what I had in mind so yes!
     
  11. Morbid_Angel

    Morbid_Angel Sid the sloth

    haha bravo platoon?! i think i'll have to file a name change request to Maj. bjr

    and whats with the rank shuffling, weren't you the General of our army? you made for a badass commander, bjr is too nice :grin:
     
  12. horsesmouth

    horsesmouth Active Member

    This reminds me of a new year resolution....
     
  13. bjr

    bjr Lady of the Evening

    I thought I kept it! I mostly haven't been nice since January...just honest!
     
  14. rickkkyrich

    rickkkyrich Guest

    I got a complaint against you recently...
     
  15. bjr

    bjr Lady of the Evening

    *****, please...my eidetic memory leaves me best positioned for strategic warfare.
     
  16. bjr

    bjr Lady of the Evening

    haha, do tell!
     
  17. rickkkyrich

    rickkkyrich Guest

    Somebody found you rude...
     
  18. bjr

    bjr Lady of the Evening

    Majors ain't got time for pansies.


    And on a serious note, I say what I do because I really want to say it...I can live with someone not being okay with that.
     
  19. rickkkyrich

    rickkkyrich Guest

    I don't care how you behave, i was just telling you that you haven't been "too nice" .. Don't scare the kids away...
     
  20. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    Sergeants are the "barking general" of the squad, and I recently got promoted to commissioned ranks, and thus Lieutenant of the platoon.

    Besides, the Generals don't go gung-ho on field.
     

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