A mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer and a software engineer are travelling in an old Fiat 500 when all of the sudden the car backfires and comes to a halt. The mechanical engineer says “Ah! It’s probably a problem with the valves, or the piston!”. The electrical engineer says “Nonsense! It’s most probably a problem with the spark plugs or the battery!”. The software engineer says “How about we all get out of the car, and get back in again, It might work…”. NEWTON'S LAW FOR SOFTWARE ENGINEER Law 1: Every Software Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails unless he is assigned work by external unbalanced manager. Law 2: The rate of change in the software is directly proportional to the payment received from client and takes place at the quick rate as when deadline force is applied. Law 3: For every Use Case Manifestation there is an equal but opposite Software Implementation.