A Letter To DAD

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  1. rizaaj

    rizaaj Forum Leader

    True Stories

    A Letter to Dad..

    A father passing by his Son's bedroom was astonished

    to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.

    Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on

    the center of the bed.

    It was addressed to "Dad" With the worst premonition, he opened the

    envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

    Dear Dad,
    It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing
    you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I
    wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I've been finding real
    passion with Joan and she is so nice-even with all her
    piercing's, tattoo's, and her Motorcycle clothes.
    But it's not only the passion dad, she's pregnant and Joan said that
    we will be very happy.Even though you don't care for her as she is so
    much older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a
    stack of firewood for the whole winter. She wants to have many more
    children with me and that's now one of my dream too.
    Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt
    anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with her friends
    for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
    In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a
    cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!!
    Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how
    to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so
    you can get to know your grandchildren.
    Your son,
    PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house.
    I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life
    than my report card that's in my desk center drawer.
    I love you!
    Call when it is safe for me to come home!!
  2. hey rizaaj this is already posted on igt recently

  3. rizaaj

    rizaaj Forum Leader

    oops sorry .. :eek::
  4. lol thats ok...

    *thread closed!!!*
  5. vivo_b

    vivo_b The Brave

    why r there 2 threats to closing this thread......yet no thread closure!!!!!!!!!!!
  6. coz mods havent yet read this thread :p lazy ppl ;)
  7. vini

    vini Repeat Offender


    no worries...
    nice letter :grin:


    thanx..what would have come of us..if u were not here *sniff*

    thread closed!
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