A Letter To DAD

True Stories

A Letter to Dad..

A father passing by his Son's bedroom was astonished

to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.

Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on

the center of the bed.

It was addressed to "Dad" With the worst premonition, he opened the

envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Code:

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing

you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I

wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I've been finding real

passion with Joan and she is so nice-even with all her

piercing's, tattoo's, and her Motorcycle clothes.

But it's not only the passion dad, she's pregnant and Joan said that

we will be very happy.Even though you don't care for her as she is so

much older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a

stack of firewood for the whole winter. She wants to have many more

children with me and that's now one of my dream too.

Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt

anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with her friends

for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a

cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how

to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so

you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your son,

Justin

PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house.

I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life

than my report card that's in my desk center drawer.

I love you!

Call when it is safe for me to come home!!

 

hey rizaaj this is already posted on igt recently

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oops sorry .. :

 

lol thats ok...

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why r there 2 threats to closing this thread......yet no thread closure!!!!!!!!!!!

 

coz mods havent yet read this thread lazy ppl

 

@rizaaj

no worries...
nice letter :grin:

@lavina

thanx..what would have come of us..if u were not here *sniff*

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