I dunno how funny others will find this, but it certainly made me laugh.. This incident happened when we first arrived at Colombo a week ago... Me and my friend were chatting when a guy came in and asked him, "I want to... bulb" (They use really poor english, believe me. His old bulb got fused and he needed a new one.) My friend couldn't comprehend. Innocently he asked, "You want to...?" And for a moment both of them were just looking at each other, unable to think what to do or say. The suddenness and innocence... I couldn't resist and burst out few a moments later. =))