A day in the life of George W. Bush

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  1. the_wizard

    the_wizard Omega == God

    President George W. Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

    National Security Advisor Condoleeza Rice: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

    Bush: Great. Lay it on me.

    Rice: Hu is the new leader of China.

    Bush: That's what I want to know.

    Rice: That's what I'm telling you.

    Bush: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

    Rice: Yes.

    Bush: I mean the fellow's name.

    Rice: Hu.

    Bush: The guy in China.

    Rice: Hu.

    Bush: The new leader of China.

    Rice: Hu.

    Bush: The Chinaman!

    Rice: Hu is leading China.

    Bush: Now whaddya asking me for?

    Rice: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

    Bush: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

    Rice: That's the mans name.

    Bush: That's who's name?

    Rice: Yes.

    Bush: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

    Rice: Yes, sir.

    Bush: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
    Rice: That's correct.

    Bush: Then who is in China?

    Rice: Yes, sir.

    Bush: Yassir is in China?

    Rice: No, sir.

    Bush: Then who is?

    Rice: Yes, sir.

    Bush: Yassir?

    Rice: No, sir.

    Bush: Look, Rice. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

    Rice: Kofi?

    Bush: No, thanks.

    Rice: You want Kofi?

    Bush: No.

    Rice: You don't want Kofi.

    Bush: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

    Rice: Yes, sir.

    Bush: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

    Rice: Kofi?

    Bush: Milk! Will you please make the call?

    Rice: And call who?

    Bush: Who is the guy at the U.N?

    Rice: Hu is the guy in China.

    Bush: Will you stay out of China?!

    Rice: Yes, sir.

    Bush: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

    Rice: Kofi.

    Bush: All right! With cream and two sugars.Now get on the phone. (Rice picks up the phone.)

    Rice: Rice, here.

    Bush: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
     
  2. rocking_devil

    rocking_devil Banned

    LMAO.....:RollLol: that was funny but irritating at the same time!
     
  3. .:SpY_GaMe:.

    .:SpY_GaMe:. New Member

    yep funny but the length made it a bit irritating lolz
     
  4. m_waleed86

    m_waleed86 KhaMosh GhuStAk

    :RollLol: :RollLol: :RollLol: :RollLol:
     
  5. shak

    shak Harrr!

    hahaha reminds me of podcasts by whack my bush people ..
    do visit www.whackmybush.com ... if you like spoof politician comedy ... i loved it! (check out the mission implausible one)
    sorry forgot to mention .. expect srong language
     
  6. anshphenomenon

    anshphenomenon Rape me :boff:

    that was awesome!!!
    lolz..
     
  7. d_ist_urb_ed

    d_ist_urb_ed Genuflect b*tches!

    Pretty darn amazing, i LOVE jokes like that.
     
  8. d_ist_urb_ed

    d_ist_urb_ed Genuflect b*tches!

    Looks at avatar, looks at lavina's quote, LMFAO!!!!!
     
  9. jamhead

    jamhead Unknown Legend

  10. coolgirl_babe

    coolgirl_babe ~STOP TRYING TO BE ME~

    :Laughing: lolz .......... incredibly humorous
     
  11. aeg0

    aeg0 Guitarıng Alchemist

    this is a ripoff of an old abbot+costello classic. that's one of the funniest videos ive ever seen.
     
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  12. d_ist_urb_ed

    d_ist_urb_ed Genuflect b*tches!

    ^lol, yeah, who's on first base, right? AWESOME video!
     
  13. aeg0

    aeg0 Guitarıng Alchemist

  14. slash_i_m

    slash_i_m Laid to Rest

    niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
     
  15. .:SpY_GaMe:.

    .:SpY_GaMe:. New Member



    check this one out its the recording really funny n at the end a bit irritating ;) Hu in china
     
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  16. notty_lad

    notty_lad sudo undress

    Lol :RollLol:
     

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