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Discussion in 'Funny Emails, Jokes, SMS's, Videos' started by arniehawk, Apr 9, 2012.

  1. arniehawk

    arniehawk New Member

    Boss: Your starting salary is 5000 bucks per month. Your jobis being my driver.
    Santa: If my starting salary is 5000 bucks, how much is my driving salary?

    Boyfriend: Can we have a battle of intelligence between us?
    Girlfriend: No thanks, I don't fight an unarmed person.
     
  2. mermaid

    mermaid New Member

    hahahah gud one :)
     
  3. mermaid

    mermaid New Member

    I don't agree with the BF & GF joke :(
     
  4. guitarplayer729

    guitarplayer729 New Member

    its the other way around
     
  5. vendettarevived

    vendettarevived New Member

    [posted wrongly.]
     
  6. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    Yeah, especially since its always the girl who wants to start the battle.
     
  7. mermaid

    mermaid New Member

    hahaha tht's very bad, i don't think always gals r the one's who start, @ times its the boys.
     
  8. mermaid

    mermaid New Member

  9. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    Must be the sissy ones.
     
  10. mermaid

    mermaid New Member

    How can a gal know if a boy is sissy or macho? since u r guy u cud help :) us find.
     
  11. rickkkyrich

    rickkkyrich Guest

    This is not an online dating website I think?
     
  12. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    Are you a gal?

    (Don't think so, though)
     
  13. mermaid

    mermaid New Member

    Thanks rick for lettin me know :p
     
  14. mermaid

    mermaid New Member

    Ya u cud say dat i may not b a gal. do i hav to prove dat on this forum?, i am trying to understand ur definition of sissy?
     
  15. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    Sissy = whining, bitching, crying
    ... the usual girly traits.
     
  16. arniehawk

    arniehawk New Member

    \m/ alpha1
    \m/ mermaid
    go on
    :)
     
  17. mermaid

    mermaid New Member

    Thanks god i havn't com across one, on 1 point i disagree i.e., crying does not mean u r galy strongest of strongest ppl also cry dat doesn't mean they r sissy :) crying gives u a very relaxing feel at times :) i may b wrong. i feel ppl who cry hav some emotions towards humanity.
     
  18. arniehawk

    arniehawk New Member

    @ mermaid
    hey u r getting emotional or what?
     
  19. wylder

    wylder New Member

    @mermaid: You are probably new around here and will possibly learn it the hard way but... There is no way you are convincing alpha1 anything. You can't really hold up an argument against him(/her/it).

    This comes from a person who tried hard in a week-long standoff on the statement "The sun rises in the east" :)
     
  20. guitarplayer729

    guitarplayer729 New Member

    i think he meant crying at foolish reasons
     

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