;)

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer.
'this is the dumbest kid in the world.watch while i prove it to you,'
the barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other,
...then calls the boy over and asks,"which do you want son?"
The boy takes the quarter and leaves.
"what did i tell you,the kid never learns"
later when the customer leaves,he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice-cream store'hey son!may i ask you a question?why did you take the quarter instead of the dollar bill ?'the boy licked his cone and replied,'because the day i take the dollar .the game's over!!!'