5 word story

and the the boy took a blade and cut his nerves ...

 

but the blade was made in china so it didnt really cut the nerves and no blood came out , he was still alive

 

the girl felt so bad . . so she made some tandorri chicken for him

 

apparantely the guy was a pure vegeterian ,...

 

so they started a debate over vegetarianism and non vegetarianism

 

so he threw up on girls face and her face from human's face became alien's face....

 

just a perfect chicken head

 

and then she tried to fly but being a blond, she didn't know that chickens couldn't fly...

 

then she thought of swimming down

 

aha but then she realized she is a chicken not a duck

 

And then she decided to cross the road!

 

But while she was, a truck came and ran over her.

 

what they didnt know was the truck was actually part of a secret scoicety that had bond, lahori bond 00420 in the bak with his highly modiefied suzuki

 

The girl ( now with the chicken-alien head ) was an alien after all and so she did not die although the truck left rubber marks on her oh-so-beautiful blonde face

 

Suddenly She Realised That She Was Pregnant

 

As she was sitting and pondering her fate on a rock nearby, the strains of a music box playing somewhere reached her aching ears

 

she followed the sound

 

She was shocked to hear the words:" Tumne Kabhi Kisise Pyaar Kiya!" followed by "La la laaaa la..la la la laaaa!" and as she moved closer she was blinded by a huge shape of lights..

 

The Lights said: MONTY

 

she gave birth to the child just then