5 word story

i saw this in another site and i thought it would be fun 2 do it here aswell.
basically u hve im goin 2 start a story off and u just hve 2 add things 2 it.
u can make it as rude or as funny u want but if its tooo rude try 2 write it as s***t. the best bit it should be as long as a sentence and not more, but can be less. so lets c how far it goes.

there was once a boy and girl with one guitar

 

girl was extreamly possesive about her guitar

 

the girl therefore plotted to kill the boy to keep the guitar for herself.

 

she the boys head with it but he did not die because he was superman

 

due to a freak accident the guitar came to life

 

and it automaticly choose the girl coz she is so hot

 

But alas she had a wart and that too right on that damn spot

 

but she decided to play anyway coz she loved to play

 

and he said hey, i dont wanna stay...let me go...go way away!!

 

but the guitar didn't have any legs so he dad to stay

 

Guitar drowned in its own tears but the smart boy got away...

 

Down came an angel.... blessing the girl.... things went back to normal!

 

normal for them was a day in the car which had no engine and they had 2 stand and drive

 

But the guitar was actually a drum set in disguise.

 

so the car had no chance of moving without an engine with a drum set in it

 

Then came a UFO from the skies and someone said ... " ... u wanna surf with the aliens ???"

 

seeing that the car was'nt moving all three went into the spaceship

 

But the spaceship was a bicycle in disguise.

 

finally the bicycle crashed with the UFO,the boy and the girl and the drum set in it (pheww)

 

well they escaped unhurt but got a lot of blisters from the burns.