5 Word story IV

here we go again
the sun rose , in a world where guitars were alive...and played humans.....the Ibanez took out his essy out of its case and plugged it into the amps...and

 

essy s pickups wernt working.

 

so he went on a quest to find new pick ups and was joined by dimebag, disturbed and sonali. Little did they know that some people didn't want them to succeed, these people were

 

Ibanez was pissed off and thought of smashing his guitar..... uhh......his human...

 

but ibanez loved his human like essi loves his guitar. . so he decided against it

 

ibanez threw up.

 

and his strings were all messed up....so he went to see jackson....and asked him how his jay was doin...

 

Jay was taking a number 2 at the time.

 

guitars cant go to the loo man....so basically the jackson was just playin a stinky tune on jay

 

Yea and then GN'R came in and burped.

 

and left the room with everyone shocked....

 

[[In the passing...what a story...!!!!]]

Outside the room, he screamed.

 

[What happened to me, essi and sonali?]
Then he started sobbing

 

meanwhile disturbed essi and sonali were being played by their guitars......all three were blasting away..........when....in came JS series Ibanez..and started plying his satriani......satrianis bald head(stock) collided with disturbed's head(stock)........

 

they both shit thereselves...i mean played a stinky tune

 

[You seem to be obsessed with anything that's got to do with the toilet GNR, what's the matter?]
And then Satriani engages in a guitar duel with essi.......

 

u mean...ibanez's engage ina a satriani and essi duel

 

essi manages to crack satrianis head...

 

And then Satriani started crying,

 

and we hear tears in rain...