5 word story II

jay, essi, zoom, raj, and neo were walking together on a beach during sunset

 

since the sunset was so beautiful, they decided to try something new and exciting

 

just when everythin seems fine ..lord_neo gets an epileptic attack.

 

here we go again...
turns out hes fakin it...to avoid people from walkin further...into the quick sand...

 

gud idea sonali

ppl still didnt belive him but 2 prove his point he jumped in the sand quick...but when he asked others 2 help him they just laughed at him and gave him sum mcdoanlds for the ride

 

turn out the quicksand is actually a bog monster...it doesnt like how Mac tastes and it spits it out....but sucks neo in....

 

turns out the bog monsters belly has a portal thru which neo enters the real world..and is out of the "matrix"..against his will ....LMAOROTF

 

@dimebag....heres ur answer.... fftopic:
A BED MIG
A BID MEG
A BID GEM
A BEG DIM
DAB MEG I
DAB GEM I
BAD MEG I
BAD GEM I
ABED MIG
BEAD MIG
BADE MIG
BADGE I'M
BEMA DIG
BEAM DIG
BAG DIME
BAG DIEM
BAG I'D ME
BAG ID ME
AD BE MIG
AD BEG I'M
AD BIG ME
MEAD BIG
MADE BIG
DAME BIG
AMID BEG
MAID BEG
DAM BEG I
DAM GIBE
MAD BEG I
MAD GIBE
GAME BID
MAGI BED
AM BE DIG
AM BEG I'D
AM BEG ID
MA BE DIG
MA BEG I'D
MA BEG ID

 

what he didnt realise that he had been in the matrix for soo long tat the world was taken over by the terrifying, most evil man alive Colonel Saunders(the KFC), who had tag teamed with RONALD MCDONALD and turned all humans to fast food things

 

All these thoughts were passing in the mind of Neo when suddenly he was shaken up! He was with us... fit n fine....
That was just a passing dream!

 

There was complete silence until a space ship comes down and picked him UP.. A voice screaming "Lord!!! Come to me.. Come To me" was heard..



:music: Flying In a Blue Dream - Joe Satriani

 

it turns out that the voice was a blonde by the name of Jenna Jamason (inside joke, take it as you willl)

fftopic: nice job dr. s, a big waste of time but its impressive and thanks axlrose

 

However, jay didn't want neo to go alone, so he followed neo into the spaceship while the other three had dinner.

 

essi felt really guilty that he was having dinner while neo and jay were in danger so he decided to follow them with zoom's rocket

 

Zoom meanwhile finished his dinner and called for backup and soon Sonali came with her rocket but they took a wrong turn and went to a separate place altogether.

 

zoom, sonali, and essi ended up in a deserted island; strangely enough there was essi's ex-girlfriend, she looked really pissed off at the sight of essi

 

But she promised to help them anyway if sonali would take her place as the island's lone damsel.

 

So essi, zoom, and essi's ex continued their onward journey leaving sonali, all sullen and grumpy.

 

sonali refused but for some strange reason essi's mind was made up on leaving her there

 

essi was starting to get comfertable (if you know what i mean) with his ex when zoom wasn't looking....