40 things that happen only in movies

"Raveena Ji.

Doctor Sahab.

Doctor mat boliye, Prem boliye.

Oranges??

Mujhe aapse kuch kehna hai.
Dil ki baat.

*stomach mein aawaz*

Bas do minute."




later




"Ravenna Ji.

Doctor Sahab.

Nahi, prem boliye.

Aap kuch kehne waale the.

Pet ki baat.....na na....dil ki baat."

 

^ What crap!
:shock:

 

haha.. yeah, AAA owns

so does jane bhi do yaaro..

"oye dhritarashtra ke puttar.. draupadi ko wapas kar! woh mere saath jayegi!"

"SHAAANT GADHADHARI BHEEM... SHAANT!"

"draupadi tere akele ke nahi hai.. hum sab share holder hain"

hehe

some1 remind me the whole "bhrashtachari, bol sorry" line please..

 

^ its here trish

* Shaant gadadhari Bheem shaant.

* Nahi, Draupadi jaisi Sati nari ko dekhkar maine cheer haran ka idea drop kar diya hai. Jai ho, aisi Sati nari ki jai ho.

* Yeh sab kya ho raha hai?

* Bhaiya, yeh aap keh rahein hai? (drastic change of tone) Abbe sale, kehde cheer harne ko.

* ok yudhister bhai..aap log ghar jao hum bhabhi ko ghar drop kar denge

* Draupadi tere akele ki nahi hai. Hum sab shareholder hain.

* Magar bade bhai ke vachchan ki aagya ka palan karna hi padega

Ahuja: Kyun?

Abbe natak main aisa likha hai.

Ahuja: Palan to humne kabhi apne baap ki aagya ka nahi kiya. Tu cheez kya hai?

*Yudishter: Bheem maine vachan diya hai. drupadi ko le jane se pehle tumhe mujhe matana hoga.

*Ahuja (hits him by ghadda ) tunnnn..

*Arjun: Bheem bade bhaiya shama mango warna is vaan se tumhara sir thad se alag kar doonga

*Ahuja tere dhanush ki toh..

* Dhanush tod diya. Teen rupaye ka nuksaan kar diya. Main nahi karta natak watak. Bhaad mein jao tum sab.

* Nalayak, adharmi, durachari, vamachari, bhrasthachari, bol sorry! Apne sasur ko nahi pehchante? Main hoon Draupadi ka baap, Dhrupad.

* This is too much. Yeh Akbar kahan se aa gaya?

:RollLol: :RollLol:

 

one more

Commissioner Shrivastava's 'gutter' speech in the memory of the deceased D'mello. (Kisi desh ki unati ki pehchan agar kisi cheez se hoti hai toh woh hai gutter. Woh gutter ke liye jiye. Aur gutter ke liye mare. Marte hue unke aakhri shabd the gutter).

LMAO :RollLol:

 

We've drifted way out of topic .. We're quoting rather than listing things that happen only in movies ..




PS: Who cares anyway

 

^no 1 drifted away..

the thread was hijacked

 

No wait, this is more apt:

 

ROTFLMAO :RollLol:

Akbar waala is the best.

Awesome movie :nw:

 

Did anyone see dharmendra dressed in black and white checks and crawls stealthily on the chess like floor in and old movie who's name I can't recollect .. :nw:

 

shalimaar

he was goin' to steal sm diamond called shalimaar i think.. m i right?

 

Shalimar.. i think

 

Yeah Shalimaar.


"Jhinga lala ho, jhinga lala ho, ho ho
Hum bewafa, hargiz na the....."

mast movie

 

"Heroine/nice person is listenin to the conversation between two bad guys .. n then she/he makes some noise (like touching a vase n it falls down) n she/he runs from there and is chased"

 

hero records all the evil plans/confessions of the villain and then instead of straight away going to police, he will appear before the villain and "maine tumhari sari baten record kar li hai. Ab main yeh cassette police ko de dunga" saying he brings out the cassette in front of the villain.

 

Then the villain takes out the gun and describes how much he hates the hero and keeps walking closer to him. When he gets close enough the hero will hit him on the hand and take the gun.

 

Lol ^^
That has always happened in hindi movies.

 

I love this thread man ..

*Bump*

 

Hamare jasoos kone kone mein phaile hue hain.