40 things that happen only in movies

Got this link from somewhere, haha, loved it. Feel free to add to the list.

https://www.nostalgiacentral.com/features/20moviethings.htm

 

That happens in real life too.

 

33. All beds have special L-shaped sheets that reach to armpit level on a woman but only up to the waist of the man lying beside her.​

lol

but no sheet in real movies, only high heels

 

lol you guys are .....

 

*blushes*

Tum bhi kitne wo ho

*blushes again*

 

no i meant that you are stupid! and it's so surprising that you can say a dialogue of a girl!

 

I am one......

 

"I am one" wat?

 

Now I know why his/her post count shows up as 2

Add to list:

 

Dude, either you are stupid, pretending or just bored/frustrated of life.

IGT already is in a bad shape, don't make it worse.

 

an Absolute GEM!!! wizzyy ABSOLUTE GEM!!!! LMAO!!!!!

ok lets see ...

41. the poeple (extras) in the background are at their best behaviour inside a cafe'/pub
42. murder>clue>report>search>result within 2 hours
43. complete idiots drive ferrari and lambos ... and sometimes 'even more' idiots blow them up ..
44. calls on the mobile phones seem to connect within moments (if needed)
45. BOLLY WARNING: they sing a song with a full orchetra when two people fall in love ... plus their voices magically mimic the voices of some famous singers.
46. BOLLY WARNINGL it starts to rain whenever the director is feelin naughty and their is a solo (girl) song coming up .. (well in the old movies atleast)

will post some more as they come to me .

 

Mein tumhare bacche ki maa banne walli hu.

It happens in real life too.... I just felt like saying it.

One of the most cliched dialogues in old hindi movies. Another one is "Ma mein aa gaya"

 

Kahan mooh kala karwa kar aayi ho.

Kalmooyi, karamjali.

 

..kulakshini..kulta...

 

23. If being chased through a city you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year.


well yes :drunk:

 

i founf that site funny! oh and sometimes in some movies things are true!

 

"Tumhari beti thakur ke saath rangrangliya manna rahi hai"

"Chudail saali"

 

"Ye haath humko de de thakur"

"Tumche haath mala deun tak thakurrrr"

"Twade haath mainu de de thakurrrr"

 

*Hijacks thread*

"yeh haath nahi phaasi ka phanda hai"

"Jug jug jiyo beta. Sada suhagan raho beti" (Ten seconds later the beti becomes a widow)

"Aaj se tum mere liye mar chuke ho"

 

"Maa main paas ho gaya"
"Shabash beta, aaj yumhare baabuji hote to kitne khush hote"

"Kutte kameene main tera khoon pee jaoonga"

"Chhod do mujhe, jaane do. Bhagwaan ke liye chhod do, tumhare ghar mein maa, behen nahi hai kya."

"Chiilao mat thakur, aaj tak tum bolte rahe aur hum sunte rahe, ab hum bolenge aur tum sunoge"