Gay parrot

Discussion in 'Funny Emails, Jokes, SMS's, Videos' started by arniehawk, May 8, 2012.

  1. arniehawk

    arniehawk New Member

    A guy decides that maybe he'd like to have a pet andgoes to a pet shop.
    After looking around he spots a parrot sitting on a little perch; it doesn't haveany feet or legs. The guy says out loud, "Geez, I wonder what happened tothis parrot?"
    "I was born this way," saysthe parrot. "I'm a defectiveparrot."
    "Ha, ha," the guy laughs."It sounded like this parrotactually understood what Isaid and answered me."
    "I understand every word," says the parrot. "I am a highly intelligent andthoroughly educated bird."
    "Yeah?" the guy asks."Then answer this: how doyou hang onto your perch without any feet?"
    "Well," the parrot says,"this is a little embarrassing, but since you asked, I will tell you. I wrap my little parrot penisaround this wooden bar, kind of like a little hook. You can't see it because of my feathers."
    "Wow," says the guy, "youreally can understand and answer; can't you?"
    "Of course. I speak both Spanish and English. I can converse with reasonable competence on almost anysubject: politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy.And I am especially good at ornithology. You shouldbuy me; I am a great companion."
    The guy looks at the$200.00 price tag. He says."I can't afford that."
    "Pssst," the parrot hisses, motioning the guy over with one wing. "Nobody wants me because I don't have any feet. You can get me for $20.00; just make an offer."
    The guy offers twenty dollars and walks out withthe parrot. Weeks go by and the parrot is sensational. He's funny; he's interesting; he's a great pal, he understands everything, sympathizes, and gives good advice. Theguy is delighted.
    One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot says, "Pssst," and motions him over with one wing. The guy goes upclose to the cage. "I don't know if I should tell you this or not," says the parrot, "but it's about yourlover and the mailman."
    "What?" asks the guy.
    "Well," the parrot says,"when the mailman came to the door today, your lover greeted him in a pairof briefs that showed everything and kissed him on the mouth."
    "What happened then?" asks the guy.
    "Then the mailman came into the house and put his hand on your lovers crotchand began petting him all over," reports the parrot.
    "My God!" the guy says."Then what?"
    "Then he pulled down the briefs, got down on his knees and began to lick him, starting with his chest, slowly going down and down." The parrot pauses for a long time...
    "What happened? What happened?" says the frantic guy.
    "That's what pisses me off.I don't know." said the parrot. "I got a hard-on, and fell off my ****ing perch.
     
  2. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    The guy is gay, not the parrot.

    Would you be labelled gay if you get turned on by watching elephants hump each other?
     
  3. horsesmouth

    horsesmouth Active Member

    You get turned on by elephants humping??
     
  4. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    its a scientifically proven fact that humans do get turned on by watching indulged animals :p
     
  5. Morbid_Angel

    Morbid_Angel Sid the sloth

    yea it's actually involuntary, you won't be able to control an erection.
     
  6. Morbid_Angel

    Morbid_Angel Sid the sloth

    though other animals might be slightly more effective in doing that.
     
  7. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    Arniehawk,

    And once you are done with the above question, do answer the one below:

     
  8. mermaid

    mermaid New Member

    Arnie now come on answer this hahahahah, jus kidding, but indeed a good 1 :)
     
  9. arniehawk

    arniehawk New Member

    @alpha1
    horsesmouth's ques. Was 4 u
    so first ans. Tht
    :)
     
  10. mermaid

    mermaid New Member

    Ye go arnie iam wid ya :)
     
  11. Morbid_Angel

    Morbid_Angel Sid the sloth


    :eek: side with him, and you don't get a piece of this ;) have your pick
     
  12. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    I get turned on by any living creature fornicating with another one.
     
  13. mermaid

    mermaid New Member

    That means u' l get turned even by insects the most tiny ones hahahah
     
  14. mermaid

    mermaid New Member

    Sorry Morbid u guys r big bully's especially Alpha1, BJR and U, i will have to be on Arnie's side as i can't leave him alone :)
     
  15. bjr

    bjr Lady of the Evening

    Our mission is accomplished. 6 din ladki in. He can now pay us the promised sum.



    I take 50%, blow most of it on balloons and the balloon the rest on blows.
     
  16. arniehawk

    arniehawk New Member

    Thanks a lot bjr
    otherwise it would have been impossible without ur help
    :)
     
  17. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    Perhaps ... If I could see them.

    Arniehawk, avoiding the question?
     
  18. bjr

    bjr Lady of the Evening


    Sadly, true.
     
  19. arniehawk

    arniehawk New Member

    no not at all
    as nandy said its scientificaly proven
    so it will b aplicable to all d human race
     
  20. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    Hahaha, you are really Mr Sarcastic
    So the court assumes that your response is affirmative.
     

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