Boss: Your starting salary is 5000 bucks per month. Your jobis being my driver. Santa: If my starting salary is 5000 bucks, how much is my driving salary? Boyfriend: Can we have a battle of intelligence between us? Girlfriend: No thanks, I don't fight an unarmed person.
Hey ive got one more joke to share - Stranger's call - Hey can u tell ur email id? gal- yeh its ihaveaboyfrnd.iluvhim@ugetlost.com . . . .. .. . . Stranger - Take mine... imurfather.cumhome@urdead.com
Ya u cud say dat i may not b a gal. do i hav to prove dat on this forum?, i am trying to understand ur definition of sissy?
Thanks god i havn't com across one, on 1 point i disagree i.e., crying does not mean u r galy strongest of strongest ppl also cry dat doesn't mean they r sissy crying gives u a very relaxing feel at times i may b wrong. i feel ppl who cry hav some emotions towards humanity.
@mermaid: You are probably new around here and will possibly learn it the hard way but... There is no way you are convincing alpha1 anything. You can't really hold up an argument against him(/her/it). This comes from a person who tried hard in a week-long standoff on the statement "The sun rises in the east"