a perfect software engineer

Discussion in 'Funny Emails, Jokes, SMS's, Videos' started by nandy0894, Feb 25, 2012.

  1. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    A mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer and a software engineer are travelling in an old Fiat 500 when all of the sudden the car backfires and comes to a halt.

    The mechanical engineer says “Ah! It’s probably a problem with the valves, or the piston!”.

    The electrical engineer says “Nonsense! It’s most probably a problem with the spark plugs or the battery!”.

    The software engineer says “How about we all get out of the car, and get back in again, It might work…”.

    :p



    NEWTON'S LAW FOR SOFTWARE ENGINEER

    Law 1: Every Software Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails unless he is assigned work by external unbalanced manager.

    Law 2: The rate of change in the software is directly proportional to the payment received from client and takes place at the quick rate as when deadline force is applied.

    Law 3: For every Use Case Manifestation there is an equal but opposite Software Implementation.
     
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  2. Super-Admin

    Super-Admin Administrator Staff Member

    May be the software engineer uses 'Windows' OS !
     
  3. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member


    haha..
    it has to be ;)
     
  4. guitarplayer729

    guitarplayer729 New Member

    do u wish to be a software engineer????
     
  5. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    haha...NO!!
    not at all
    infact i find em pretty boring .. ;)
    but i know many of them closely... :)
     
  6. Morbid_Angel

    Morbid_Angel Sid the sloth

    just how close are we talking about here? ;)
     
  7. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    hahaha
    dirty minds.. :)
    not THAT closely actually...haha
     
  8. rickkkyrich

    rickkkyrich Guest

    look... we have a wannabe alpha1 here... :p
     
  9. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    We had an understanding that we won't talk about our personal deeds here ...
    :mad:
    He's in a different platoon
     
  10. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    you seeem to love alpha shooo much.. ;)
     
  11. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member


    ufff...
    here we go ...
    here we go again..!
    ah . spare me the pain
    plz lemme be a lil sane..


    haha...seriously ..!
     
  12. rickkkyrich

    rickkkyrich Guest

    Everyone here seems to have their own platoons ..
     
  13. rickkkyrich

    rickkkyrich Guest

    I love everyone... Some more.. some less but i love them all..
     
  14. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member


    lol..ahan ?
    wht bout me.. ? ;)
     
  15. rickkkyrich

    rickkkyrich Guest

    Love you for your writing skills...
     
  16. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member


    lmao..thank you!
     
  17. bjr

    bjr Lady of the Evening

    ooh, if you're answering these questions, do me!
     
  18. rickkkyrich

    rickkkyrich Guest

    With pleasure ..
     
  19. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member


    answer????
    :p
     
  20. bjr

    bjr Lady of the Evening

    Killjoy :'(
     

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